I’ve also heard “sheep’s foot”. Website Disabled
Maybe the jeans the woman in the OP was wearing fit her normally when she tried them on but are too tight to wear with a super absorbant maxi. Maybe she was in a rush and didn’t have time to look at her crotch in the mirror before leaving the house.
I have a pair of jeans that I can’t wear with a pad because it will give me camel toe and then all day I will have to say, “Oh, that’s not my giant vulva, I’m just menstruating…Oh, hi there, thanks, but that’s not my vulva–I’m on my period, you see… Ha ha, good one Joe that’s funny stuff but that’s actually a maxipad my vulva is quite normally proportioned, thanks though.”
By lunch that gets tiresome.
Haaaaaa, pokey, I pictured Ellen Degeneres saying that bit and it definitely got a laugh out of me. Good show! 
Beats “gash” or “axe wound”, though.
Welcome to the internet.
I met this girl who was into the craziest stuff. We would send each other the raunchiest porn we could find over aim. To this day I have not met another individual that had such a kinky collection of porn. Despite being quite wordly myself, she could always find the freakiest stuff to top me.
And then I found out she was 14. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hrmph. I’m offended.
No, not that the girl was 14.
That you were sending the kinkiest stuff on the 'net, and I wasn’t included. 
Run away, run far away! I got stalked by a 14 year old, when I was 25, and it made me damn miserable for a long long time. She wasn’t psycho, just very very determined to have my precious bodily essence.
I finally had to tell her parents, and that put the kai-bosh on it.
29.
Se my ID? Well I was 28 as of…1 week ago.
No worries, mate.
Waaaaa! I’m 29!
I’ve been quite legal for many years, thank you!
What thread was it, tdn, where you thought I was 15???
I’ll bet it was the airplane horror thread…because I thought the same thing. Glad to know you’re legal. Let the dirty talk commence. 
Oh, right. Well I was 15 at that time…PanAm doesn’t even exist anymore! (thankfully)
That was it. Re-read your post, you’ll see you said “I’m 15”, not “When I was 15.”
I, too, am glad to know your real age. I’m allergic to prison, after all.
I do have one question from that thread: Why didn’t the security guard lend you the rupies himself?
Oh, and I can still fit you and your beautiful meat flaps in on Friday. I know the meaning of the word “Priorities.”
I was trying to instill a sense of drama by putting it in the present tense. Obviously I failed miserably.
And I have no idea why he didn’t give me the money, perhaps he didn’t have any ruppe coins. You see, it wasn’t like here where you can put in two dimes and a nickel, or all nickels or whatever. You HAD to have an exact rupee coin.
Oh no, not at all! I laughed, I cried, I went out for popcorn.
Let’s all sing the Cameltoe song .
This thread has got me silently snickering at my desk. These names are just so gawdawful I can’t stand it! I will be reading this thread to Himself as soon as I can get home and online. He will die laughing. Meat flaps was enough to make him snicker all evening.
Yes, too tight. It’s not the best look for Saturday afternoon. It’s entirely inappropriate for a workplace. Yikes.