smells fishy to me.
Somewhat similar, perhaps:A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.
sporting goods stores have nose clips for swimmers.
The #1 item on Cracked.com’s latest “News BS” article:
Depends. What does Peach’s vagina smell like?
Fermented fruit can give it a very attractive smell, depending on who is drinking it.
Thanks, you’ve just soved the dilemma of what to get my dog for Christmas!
I’m still trying to figure out if I’m supposed to give people the pills or a jar of chocolate flatulence.
Turn it around?
Cut me some fresh roses, would you dear?
I figured it must be a prank or something. Right up there next to bonsai kittens.
Do you want to get ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
I’ve found that even the premium ice creams don’t have much of an aroma until after they start to melt.
“Where the *hell *have you been? It’s 3am! And why the hell do you smell like a peach?”
“I was at an Allman Brothers concert…yeah, that’s it!”
… and then poppy seed dressing.
From the link in post #2:
“Get away from my vagina!”
“But baby, I’m just trying to make it smell sweeter!”
“You don’t deserve to be near it!”
I’m movin’ to the country…gonna eat a lot of peaches…
While the fact that the story is simply wrong is significant, I do find it interesting that it’s being decried as mysogynistic when an equivalent product for men has existed for years called Semenex.
I’m actually surprised this ISN’T really a product.
There’s the old joke about the French restaurant that had “Peach Poosay” on the dessert menu. The waitress would bring out a peach that had been quartered and pitted and peeled and rub it all over her nether regions. The customer then asked “Now do I eat the peach?” The waiter said, “No, Monsieur the poosay, eat the poosay”.