Can I be the first to say... (Golden Globes Fashion, or lack thereof))

I thought Helena B. Carter’s Goth outfit was kinda nice. Needed a leash, though, or a ballgag hanging around her neck, choker style. Without them, it seems kinda staid.

I couldn’t help but notice how hammered everyone was. Meryl Streep looked half in the bag, and Sharon Stone was definitely loaded. I loved the way she kept dancing around on stage and cracking jokes while Richard Gere was trying to give his speech…

Also, was it my imagination or did a lot of people flub their lines? Brendan Fraser barely limped through his speech, and Jeff Goldblum forgot to say Albert Finney’s name, and wound up winning the award. Also, Jill Hennessey really had to help Colin Farrell get through his part. What’s up with these guys? They’re actors, don’t they rehearse?

The other annoying part about the Golden Globes is that, though I really want to, I haven’t been able to see Chicago OR The Hours b/c they aren’t showing in any theaters within 50 miles of where I live.

I felt bad for Edie Falco that she lost her voice and had to whisper her way though her acceptance speech.

OH MAN

Goldie Hahn!!! Really… really… she has a lovely body, for her age or any age… but have some freakin class! She coulda worn something more classy and flattering.

MAN. what a joke

My question is this - Why the hell was Sharon Stone even there? What was her last movie that was a hit? Casino? Her most memorable thing in the last five years is when her husband got attacked by that lizard.

And that stupid attention-whore embarassed herself last night. She yelled the nominees and got louder with each name, all culminating in “THE WINNER IS…RIIIIIICHARD GEEERE!!!”, followed by her ridiculous dancing and arm gestures. Pack it up, Sharon.

Queen Latifah looked great, and I rather liked Helena Bonham Carter’s getup (I love how People pans this as “…a hodgepodge of mistakes, from the tight corset and jeweled bodice…” That tight corset sure was a travesty, huh? I suppose she should gone for one of the baggy corsets.)

Sharon Stone didn’t look as bad as they asserted - they singled her out for worst hair AND worst dressed - but her screeching was insufferable. Blech.

Her boob popping out wasn’t the problem. she was wearing a motherly type silver jacket with an opening around the mid chest. Unless her boobs could defy gravity and suddenly left themselves out, nobody was seeing anything. She pulled them up (towards the only possible place they could pop) and into place. Reached right in. I just thought it was funny.

This has always, IMO, been my favorite part about the Golden Globes. Streep must have been there for al ong time because she was pretty plastered, and she got the first award. But the Golden Globes are the only show where they serve food/alcohol. So by the end of the night you can get some pretty plastered celebrities up there. It’s fantastic!

I was looking forward to Cameron Diaz because she likes to take risks and be different…but this time it was so different she looked bad!
What the hell was the 80’s prom reject meets punk rock get-up all about?? ICK!
Same goes for Lara Flynn Boyle and Sharon Stone…
I mean, these women have access to the most exquisite gowns in the world and they end up at the Golden Globes looking like clowns.

On the other hand…Julianne Moore and Cate Blanchet looked wonderful as did Renee Zellweger who has great taste in vintage gowns :slight_smile:

Nobody in Hollywood takes the Golden Globes seriously. They’re a frat-party warmup to the real awards.

And re “what was Lara Flynn Boyle” thinking, she was thinking she’d have everybody in the country talking about her the next day, of course. Duh.

Call me shallow but I was diggin’ me a little Salma Hayek.

I thought Bono and The Edge were looking pretty good. They didn’t overdo it, and Edge is the only guy who could look fashionable wearing a hat indoors. Oh, and speaking of Bono, was anyone else shocked that he let the f-word fly? I wasn’t. It’s used daily in my house, usually by my mother. I don’t see why it’s considered vulgar anyways as it connotates intercourse, which is something to be enjoyed.

And Sharon Stone was on crack the entire time, I tell you.

Meryl adjusting her boobs cracked me up! I felt bad for Edie Falco, though, as it appeared that she was wearing some “boobie-holder-upper” devices under her dress instead of a bra, and the one on the left was sticking out during her speech!

Sharon Stone was a trainwreck. And they kept going to her for “crowd reaction” shots!

Susan Sarandon used to get blasted before the Oscars, but she’s been a lot better the last few years.

Gangster, I’m with you on this one! I love the way Salma Hayek looked! That dress was just beautiful! And she must have just been poured into the damned thing, because I don’t see where there was room for a zipper!

Amy

Cool! Jennifer Connelly got her breasts back!

Speaking of boobs…(and everyone is)…

My wife swears that Halle Berry’s left nipple was peeking over the top of her dress when she was on the red carpet. Anybody else notice this?

Lara Flynn Boyle - Auditions for the Nutcraker were 2-3 months ago.

Sharon Stone Sucks, I hope she gets as intuisiastic when she’s having sex as she was doing her category, what’s up with upstaging the Winner - even if it is Richard Gere.

Jennifer Connelly looked good, nice dress and hair down, nice make-up, a much better look than the Oscar outfit.

Nicole Kidman looked great.

Was Russell Crowe at the Golden Globes if so, how did he look?

What is with the Bead Bracelet - Left Hand on Richard Gere.

But check out the “Best Dressed” in the People link! IMohsoHO, it’s just a continuation of “Worst”.

Nicole Kidman: Moulin Rouge was last year; time to move on.

Diane Lane: Looks like that thing is sliding down off of her.

Anne Hathaway: Didn’t Barbie have a nightgown like that?

Salma Hayek: Would be okay if her boobs didn’t point in different directions.

Kim Cattral: What’s the worst thing about this gown: the safety-vest orange color, the bodice that looks like a kindergartner cut it out with safety scissors, or the unnecessary stole?

Renee Zellweger: Velvet on satin doesn’t work. Looks like she put in in the wash accidentally and it melted.

I’m sure it’s some sort of Buddhist thing.

Some people, in addition to be fashion-challenged, are also hair challenged.
http://people.aol.com/people/pop_up/0,10772,408452_7_photos,00.html
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IDBB

couldn’t Mathew Broderick have bothered to shave?

Also, you could see Allison Janney’s nipples through her white shirt. It was if she was wearing a wet T-shirt.