Was it just me, or could you clearly see her nipples?
I’d expect this kind of skankiness from Rose McGowan, but not from an Oscar Winner.
Ditto, Jodi Foster.
Gwyneth looked like crap. What was with the black eyeliner? Skanky dress indeed. Also, Jennifer Connelly managed to make herself look scrawny and plain - a good trick for such a beautiful woman. What a horrible dress - looked like it was made from rags.
On the other hand, Halle Berry looked stunning as usual, and I was impressed with Nicole Kidman (again, as usual).
Okay, can someone tell me what the hell happened to Jennifer Lopez’s hair? Barf!
Geez Kang and Kodos, you reckon you have to start three separate threads complaining about various aspects of the Oscars?
04:58 AM Gywneth’s dress at the Oscars?
5:12AM The Oscars: Halle’s shameful scene
5:15AM When utter hacks win Oscars…
:rolleyes:
But I agree on the dress: Gwynnie indeed looked pretty skank. 
Whilst we’re cutting them down to size with all our combined sense of fashion and style (heh):
Attention Cameron Diaz! Slipcovers are for sofas and ottomans. Not the Oscars! And if it’s not too much trouble, get your Walmart hair tie to actually match the dress in some form. Bright turquoise blue and oh, I dunno, whatever shade of red those man-eating flowers were, simply looked sad.
Oh yeah, and get a hairstyle, since you went to all the trouble to get dressed and all.
Thanks!
No, you could not see her nipples. That was a large part of the problem with that thing, whatever it was supposed to be. About the only statement that top made was “I’m not wearing a bra!”
On the other hand, I thought that Cameron Diaz had a perfectly lovely dress.
Ditto to Cameron Diaz. Very original and beautiful.
Finally someone who doesn’t give a damn about wanna-be’s. She sets her own trends.
On the whole, I was rather dissapointed. Boring stuff.
Except for Whoopie’s first outfit ofcourse.:rolleyes:
No, you couldn’t see Gwenyth’s nipples. Not that I would have wanted to. But, you could clearly see Cameron Diaz’s nipples.
Has no one yet mentioned the camera that was permanently focused on Uma Thurman’s breasts? Wow. Wowy wow wow.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s dress did not look comfortable. I thought Cameron Diaz’s dress was gorgeous, but I didn’t really like her hair. I agree with cazzle about Halle Berry and Nicole Kidman … yum!
The Biography Channel had back to back cool two hour features on the Lost Generation and Earnest Hemmingway last night, from 7 to 11 PM, CST. 
Eh… Gwyn did sort of push the envelope there. She usually looks so classy, too. Uma… good GAWD. When did she get those??? I liked Cameron’s dress, but the hair lacked a certain something (like a brush). In other thoughts…
Faith Hill looked like she got in the way of a box of Lucky Charms with the stomach flu. Ben Kingsley had something crawling up his chin. Helen Hunt’s choice of attire was… odd. And I thought my eyes would spontaneously combust at the sight of Sally Kirkland.
Hugh Jackman looked absolutely adorable, with the slightly crooked bow tie. And I just wanted to pounce on Ian… what a cutie he is!!! Wish he’d won…
Does anyone know who that was escourting Sir Paul? With the little black lace thing? And who was the Asian-looking hottie that Nicole Kidman was hanging all over?
käse, I think there is a trend in some places to let the hair look as if it was uncombed. She is not setting any trend, she is following one. Artistically uncombed…I dislike that.
Isn’t Uma the mother of a newborn now? What I mean to say is, FWIW, I believe she is probably breastfeeding these days, hence the “bustin’ out all over” look. They did certainly look about ready to pop out.
Seemed to me like lots of women had that crimped-bed-head hair. I don’t care for it, it’s too…angular or something.
I thought Reese Witherspoon looked fantastic. Loved her dress. And I really liked Cameron Diaz’s dress, too, just the hair was yuck. Haller Berry looked great as usual. Jennifer Lopez’s hair was a bouffant nightmare. Jodie Foster looked beautiful. Marcia Gay Harden’s dress was terrific (I really loved her dress last year- wow!) Rene Zellweger looked…shiny. Jennifer Connelly looked so thin! Didn’t she have breasts before? Sigh…in The Rocketeer she looked so beautiful. She’s still stunning but she lost that fabulous curvy figure. Gwyneth’s dress was not what I would have chosen, and she’s worn that black eyeliner since The Royal Tenenbaums.
Non-fashion comments: Why the hell didn’t Fellowship of the Ring win? What the hell?! And did Sharon Stone and John Travolta snort a line before they got on stage?
Yes, she did just have a baby within the last couple of months. Judging by the size of her boobies, I would say she’s breastfeeding. And taking advantage of it with that cleavage-baring dress!
Because it didn’t have any retards in it. (Boromir doesn’t count, I guess.)
The ONLY reason I watch the Oscars is for the fashion and for the speech faux-pas. Dissapointing fashion night; nothing really stunning or heinous. Gwynnie was the high-low point, with the Goth Smack Addict look.
There WERE a number of embarrassing and/or pompous speeches, though: Tom Cruise’s “what we do now is soooo much more important since September eleventh” spiel—oy! Think he advanced on his E-meter with that one?
As for the awards themselves, who pays pay any attention to them?
I think Reese Witherspoon looked too thin - it’s aged her.
Aside from Gwyneth’s horror, I found Jennifer Connelly’s “trannie scarf” amusing. I know men who make more convincing women than she does.
I doubt it. Kubrick’s 2001 is off-limits to Scientologists. He’ll probably have to spend a few months in “repair auditing” to for having admitted having seen it.
Also, is John Travolta mutating into a Neanderthal?
Funny you should mention the E-meter and $cientology, Eve - Whenever I watch big Hollywood Awards Shows I can’t help wondering “How many of these people have paid money to learn that prehistoric aliens infected the human race with bad memories? Hail Xenu!”
Gwyneth’s dress = Bad. One of the gentlemen at the party I was at actually shouted “Hide your shame!” at the television set.
J. Lo’s hair = Bad
Kate Winslet = Good
Judy Dench = Good
Cameron Diaz’s hair = Appalling
Jennifer Connelly = Not Looking Her Best.
Halle Berry = Hot
Robert Redford = The Handsomest Man In The Room By A Large Margin
Barbara Striesand = You’re A Retiree With Horrible Stage Fright, So Why Won’t You Go Away?
Will Smith = Incredible Tux
Sissy Spacek = I Am Clearly Above This Whole Awards Show Thing
Tom Cruise = You Are Pretty When Your Mouth Is Not Moving