Once somebody pays for the bees anyway, will you give discounts if I hire them to go after Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, the Heenes, Levi Johnston, and Lou Dobbs? (Actually never mind Dobbs- I found a guy with some Mexican killer bees who’ll give me an unbelievable rate.)
I do indeed offer price breaks if you need more than one individual to be introduced to the bees.
Ok go with the killer bee guy, but when those thing fly off the handle and wreak havoc upon innocent people, just remember that you could have gone with me and my outfit. My higher than average price is a premium for professionalism and a very discrete service.
The guy is an attention whore, this NEVER goes over well. And no matter what you do someone is always gonna be critical of any success you have. For example Whitney Houston had two huge albums and was so heavily criticized, for sounding “White”, that her third album, “I’m Your Baby Tonight,” was specifically designed to appeal to blacks. And while the album was a hit, it didn’t measure up to her prior two.
Anytime an artist puts up a “sex” image thing you have to be able to pull it off otherwise you look stupid.
For instance, Olivia Newton-John, after “Physical” went for the crown of “Queen of Kink,” winding up with a nadir called “Soul Kiss.” Oddly this was her best reviewed album by “Rolling Stones” magazine, but when you are dealing with subjects like oral sex, three ways, sexual harrassment, (which she covered) you need to be able to pull that off.
End result is Newton-John’s career tanked that was that. Of course having Madonna and to a lesser degree Sheena Easton being much younger and competing for the “sex” title, didn’t help her none. But Easton, who’s career somewhat is similar to Newton-John was able to pull off the sex-pot image, while Newton-John couldn’t do it and wound up looking silly for even trying.
Lambert is similar. He has a voice, but so what? So do millions of others. Singing is a way overcrowded market. To make matters worse there is a huge glut of people singing now but also singing in the past, even if they are dead. So now singers are not only competing to sell albums with current artists they are competing with old groups like the Eagles and Beatles and even dead people like Elvis, who still sells millions of records.
Lambert, as I said is a media whore, and unless you plan it carefully you will draw backlash
Is Adam Lambert at least hot?
Carrie Prejean is painfully annoying, but at least she’s smokin’ hot.
Ellis Dee - People keep telling me that Glambert, er sorry, Lambert is hot to men and women and that I should be throwing my bra as well as sex toys at him while he thrusts pelvis, accosts a microphone, and shrieks at me. But no, I don’t think he’s hot. I think he’s silly looking. but YMMV
I was more interested in the opinion of gay men. Whether or not he’s hot to women is pretty much irrelevant.
Also because there isn’t a single person on the planet that women will agree is sexy, so individual testimonials from women are pretty much useless. Men seem to have a fairly unified view of attractiveness, though it’s still pretty far from unanimous. But women, it’s practically random what any given woman will find attractive.
gayGgayAgayYgay!
ETA: I have no idea who this guy is.
I dunno, man. But while I’m neither gay nor female, I will say he definitely doesn’t inspire any urge to convert to the other side :D.
Well, I’m a little bit ashamed to admit this, BUT . . . OK, here goes: I find Adam Lambert massively, excitingly, throbbingly, electrically, penetratingly, objectively, pants-tightengly, tinglingly, itchingly, lubricatingly, juice-producingly, unhot.
OMG lissener! You & I agree on something! This is a special day
I’m also not gay or female, nor do I find him hot or attractive (trying to be, yes), but in his defense, here’s a much more typical picture of him.
http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/music/images/adam_lambert.jpg
Hey, what’s with using just that one color? I thought we were all about rainbows.
I’m having trouble reading the title of this thread, is it some sort of lolcat thing?
Speaking only for myself (gay man), I don’t find him hot; not really sure why, I just don’t.
I don’t consider him even slightly hot. His eyebrows are way over-manicured, and his hair is just strange. And other than that . . . meh.
That is ***extremely ***not true.
My .02:
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I like some of the songs he sings, in particular, I loved his ‘mad world’ cover. I thought it was great.
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I cannot stand the thing he does with his tongue. He will attempt to hit a high note and it looks like he’s going 1/2 way to Gene Simmons (whom I am completely bored with).
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I thought his AMA appearance was a bit over the top with the ‘fellatio move’. Other then that, it was mediocre. I realize that he was performing (dancing and moving a lot) and that subtracted from his voice (it was nice to see him still singing it as opposed to lip synching).
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I think that this whole thing is a bit overblown.
I’m gay and I’m sick of him. But he’s not unique. I loved Ellen Degeneres and I loved her sitcom except the last year when it went from the “Ellen Show,” to the “Gay Ellen Show.”
Ellen is very funny and now with her talk show, she has shown she can be be an entertaining talk show host who happens to be gay. And she has a great balance of when to use the fact she’s a lesbian without overdoing it.
Publicity is fine, (Look at how well the negative publicity helped Britney Spears push sales of her albums) but you have to know how to work it. If he’s gonna last, let’s hope he learns or hires a new publicity man
Seriously? As a heterosexual male I have to say that I find her not hot at all. She looks like a fairly average looking woman after many thousands of dollars worth of surgery, makeup, hairstyling, clothing, etc. But the raw material underneath all that just isn’t impressive. A beautiful woman is one who would be beautiful stepping naked and dripping out of a shower, and Carrie Prejean just doesn’t look like she’s pass that test. Her features just really aren’t classically attractive - her mouth and nose are too close together, her eyes are too far apart. Her handlers have done a great job with what they had to work with, but they could do the same job to much better result with any of thousands of other women. I can see far more attractive women walking around any day in downtown Chicago.
Well, yeah, gaffa, but you’re spoiled, because of what you get to come to home to. Your standards are unrealistically skewed because of who you’re married to.