So wait a minute. Did you blow chunks? Or just have to stop before it got that bad?
And smiling green monster…that’s good.
I bet you would have had better success without having a hangover tummy. Want to try again? 
Well, I’m sorry I encouraged you. I hope the after-effects weren’t too uncomfortable/distressing.
I might have to try this myself. But I’ll buy a medium sized melon.
I’ll try it too, but I’ll buy a giant melon from a farmers market. No point in trying the exercise if you give people room to claim that you couldn’t do a real watermellon.
It will have to be later in the year, though, if I want a locally grown one. They’re probably being planted right now.
Someone bump this in a couple months…
Aw, phooey. Well, you gave it your best shot.
I’m not sorry we encouraged you. You didn’t even try.
Wait a minute, you got drunk the night before you were going to attempt to eat a whole watermelon? What were you thinking? You’re lucky you aren’t replacing the carpet in your office.
I suggest you try it again (sans hangover, of course) with a neutral party buying a normal melon this time. I’m sure you could do it…unless you have sworn off watermelon for life. 