Uh, oh. Phadreus is going to pop in as his ‘darker’ personality soon. Time to don the flame-retardent jeans.
BTW, Phaedrus- you called yourself ‘Bob’ for a while. Now you’re ‘Ken’. I’m waiting for you to call youself ‘George’ or ‘Geoff’ so I know exactly what KenBobG means.
JMCJ
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Wow, so after you insisted for several days that you didn’t even know who KGB is (the day you started the “Inviting all evolutionists . . .” thread); now you’re calling her at work.
A long time ago, I said to you, “Every word that leaves your mouth is a lie.” Now, it’s been confirmed in spades. Tell me, half-wit, why should anyone believe a word you say about any matter whatsoever, when you’re a proven liar?
“It’s my considered opinion you’re all a bunch of sissies!”–Paul’s Grandfather
And, as usual, you don’t answer anything that’s been said before. I guess you must have read it while in a different personality. But you’re bringing KGB to your aid, eh? Which personality is that? #2 or #3? Oh, wait, you don’t know KGB. Oh, wait, yes you do. Whoops! Another lie you were caught in. Well, maybe if you rant on a bit more we’ll all forget.
No, actually, we won’t. You’ve pushed it too far, Phaedrus. I don’t think people are going to forgive and forget your bullshit and harassment this time. Of course, I can only speak for myself (as opposed to you, who can speak for several different personalities), but I suspect there are many others here who will agree.
Hey jackass, where’s your fucking ‘evidence’? And why in hell would KGB give a damn about this? There’s nothing here for ‘her’ to be pissed about.
This is nothing more than simple harassment on your part Phaedy boy. I suspect you are coming perilously close to getting banned. In fact, I’m in favor of it. Not that my opinion matters, but there it is.
Go see a doctor you fucking jerk.
I know my ten cents is not going to do any good, but just for the record:
Ken, you should be ashamed. Be a man, and apologize now.
Suddenly wonders:
What if it’s just two people typing all this stuff?
Nahhhhhh…
(Looks over shoulder…)
Pariah- Actually, as has been stated before, every User Name on this board except for yours is just a pseudonym for Krispy Original.
I have no idea how I find the time to constantly post in so many different voices; but I think that Phaedrus is my best masterpiece so far.
And coming up with so many questions and then answering them; and coming up with so many debates and arguing both sides- it’s a lot of work. Thankfully, flaming myself is pretty easy.
JMCJ
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I don’t know if you’re keeping track but count me in the “you’re wrong” camp, Phaedrus. FWIW, I also believe that the chances of you producing the money are about the same as you producing your evolution-refuting book from Stonehenge.
And I also think the OP has been answered.
At this point, there don’t seem to be any people who believe Phaedrus has any intention of forking over the dough if proven wrong. I also don’t recall anything Gaudere would have to do if proven a dual poster.
To save Phaedrus proof of further idiocy and chicanery, it seems to me that a different payoff needs to be created for this little venture.
My proposal - Whoever is proven to by the lying, psychotic poster has to leave the board forever. No more posts. Feel free to lurk, but posting is a no-no. Of course, I may be slightly biased in who I believe in this situation, so this is probably just a pipe dream.
I knew it was here somewhere:
KGB posted in the Flat Earth thread12-19-1999 11:28 AM
bolding mine
I could elaborate, but I think the confused one is doing a fine job of digging his own grave.
David B. said:
C’mon, David, we know that you also post as CKDexrHavn. The evidence is plain: you’re both widely-read skeptical people of Jewish descent and a sardonic wit. Q.E.D. :rolleyes:
Shhhh! I bet I can find a time when we simulposted. Will ya give me $10,000 if I can?
BTW, Mullinator – if we don’t think Phaedrus will fork over the dough as promised, what would make us think he’d stop posting here if he promised to do so? He’d just pick up yet another new name. He’s lied so many times before, I really doubt this one would even cause a short pause on his end.
Phaedrus, you came off looking like the north end of a south bound horse.
The best course of action is to apologise and take a vacation.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
David B
Like I said, totally wishful thinking. I have no illusions that Phaedrus will stick to any stipulation since he is unwilling to even admit when wrong (or foolish, or random, or long-winded).
But, a board can dare to dream, can’t it?
Gee, John, I’m glad you cleared this up. I was beginning to get worried. You see, I have never simulposted with anyone - I was afraid that I was everyone.
Phaedrus, get help. Quickly.
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
I posted earlier advising Phaedy to seek medical help, but ya know what? Fuck it. He’s an ass.
Why should I give a good goddamn about that pathetic son of a bitch? The more I think about it, the less I care about his useless existence. He’s shown himself to be a liar several times, he’s stepped way outside the bounds of decency, he’s an egotistical bastard, he’s an offensive hypocrite and you can add your own invective here.
It’s become apparent to me that he’s a complete fucking waste of blood and hair. Why in the goddamned hell I should be concerned about rehabilitating him escapes me.
Son of a bitch, Phaedrus, post your goddamned ‘evidence’ already and fuck the hell off you pathetic, unredeemable scapegrace.
What do I believe in? Not much that can’t be proven by logic and scientific experiment, and you better believe, I want to see the logic and laboratory equipment. --P.J. O’Rourke–
Allow me to breathe a sigh of relief as well. This was starting to look like an old transcript from my 143rd session.
Insanity destroys logic, but not wit.
–Nathaniel Emmons
Uncle Beer, I’d buy you a drink anyday!
looks around quickly
That is if you are really you.
‘source of all evil in the universe’ according to my ex 
Allow me to breathe a sigh of relief as well. This was starting to look like an old transcript from my 143rd session.
Insanity destroys logic, but not wit.
–Nathaniel Emmons
For the record, I am not a jerk.
Step back and think about what it would be like if what I am saying is true.
Go on, try it.
Think of how you would feel if you had an uncanny idea that there was a person who not only could but would and DID do what Shannon has done, or so I allege.
I do have proof and will try to post it before the night is done.
I have never and will never accuse someone unjustly, if I didn’t have probable case to think what I do I wouldn’t have taken her bait.
I have VERY good reasons for my assertions here or I certainly would not have stuck my neck out. Many of you think I’m that dumb, but I am not.
I not call names, heck, most of the time I don’t even strike back when struck at, HARD!
I kind of agree with Uncle Beer though, if Shannon has done what I allege she has and I CAN prove it, she should be banned.
I am sure that Shannon is having the time of her life, not only by discrediting me, but by making a fool out of everyone here at the same time. That is the kind of fuel her ego needs to sustain itself.
I realize full well that the burden of proof lies with me and I intend to produce it tonight.
One difficulty I may not be able to overcome though is what is called “psychological investment”. That is when you buy into something and begin to think it is your idea. If I can try to sell a car to someone by making them think it was their idea to buy it, all that remains is the paperwork and I walk away with the cash.
As a “trial lawyer” I know how you convince a jury. I also know when to call it quits. I see no reason to stop this until I have provided the proof required.
Many may find it unconvincing. Not because it is not unconvincing but because they have convinced themselves and have bought the lie she so deftly offered them.
I am, above all, a gentleman. I have been a protector of the weak and defenseless many times. I have become the “people’s champion” more than I ever was their “scapegoat”.
I would not have defended myself here unless I thought I was being unduly attacked.
If at the end of the day I have not proved my point beyond a reasonable doubt, I will stop posting here and leave all of you, many I have grow fond of. A sad day, but that is what Shannon wanted.
My next post will contain my evidence.
Phaedrus, Defender of Truth, Justice, and the Native American Way