There was a thread on fark.com discussing the all-time funniest moments on fark. One of the commonest moments they mentioned was “The Pickle Incident”. Unfortunately, the links wouldn’t load on my computer, so I was unable to share the blissfull humor that stems from this supposed pickle incident. Anybody know what the heck they are talking about?
Nice to see a fellow Farker. The SD does get cited often by the highbrow members, actually.
The pickle incident was chronicled by that king among men they call Telefunken on his personal webpage. I don’t know how objectionable it is, but I won’t take my chances here and ask that you e-mail me for the link.
Thanks. 
OK, I’m going to explain this, even though it’ll cost me the only semblence of honor I’ve ever had on this board.
The “pickle incident” refers to an early photoshop contest in which someone (Peteykins? I’ll be damned if I look for it while I’m at the office) graphically p’shopped a naked man with a pickle sticking out of his asshole. This, mind you, in the days before you had to link NSFW images. I think you can see how that one became a Fark legend.
I have heard of someone getting into a pickle, but this is the first time I have heard of a pickle getting into someone…
I don’t relish the thought.
That’s it? I don’t see what the big dill is. Although I do admit it’s not exactly kosher…
Tell us more and don’t spear the details.
Is that where the word “dilhole” comes from? :dubious:
But why photoshop? I’m sure you could just get someone to shove a pickle in their ass.
Wouldn’t surprise me if “goatse man” had done that at some point.
Another farker here. I came along long after the pickle incident, but it wouldn’t load for me either.
Well, I went looking for the “incident” on Fark.com…and I found it. It was actually submitted by LuckyCharms…sorry, Peteykins. No, I am not going to link it, of course. Go to Fark.com and search for “pickle” and you’ll find it soon enough.
Actually, it isn’t photoshopped after all, but it was submitted to a photoshop contest (theme: “Design a new men’s magazine,” if you can believe it).
The funniest thing about the whole “incident” was LuckyCharms’ next post in the thread:
Don’t do a Google Image Search for it. Really, don’t.
That’s not a pickle, it’s a cucumber!
And no links.
For the luvaghod, please.
Yes. The pickle was bad enough, lordknows we don’t need to see any Oscar Meyer links.
And here I was, ready to explain how Andy and Barney had to eat all of Aunt Bea’s nasty pickles. 
I’m not getting it. Did he just happen to have a collection of ass-pickle photos that he inadvertantly posted instead of his intended submission, or did he get busted after hotlinking a picture from someone else’s site?
Nasty ass pickles;)