In the Odd little habits you have thread, I was asked by numerous people what a Man-pickle was, and said I would sneak some home to scan.
And although I had a hard time finding real expressive ones, I did find a few who I thought would get the point across, and here they are.
There is one who I believe to be an opera singer, another who is an unhappy cyclops (a rare find), and two more who are practically pooping, they’re so frightened.
… now excuse me while I go clean the man-pickle remains off my scanner and deal with the fact that I have blinded them.
Mega the Roo, there are people who can help you with this, ah, um, habit of yours.
The first step is admitting you have a problem, I think there may be a P.A.(Pickles Anonymous) group out there if you so choose to seek guidance.
Godspeed my child.
You actually carried pickles in your pocket and put them on your scanner for us all to see? Miss Roo, you rock BIGTIME
THespos: good one, I was thinking of that when I read the OP. What if you short the f*cker because of fluids leaking through? Does the warranty cover pickle incidents?
miss Roo, your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to dress up a potato with all these plastic hands and noses and hats (remember those from the 80’s? Well I do). Then, you smash it onto the scanner, and put it up on your webpage.
Are there more suggestions for weird stuff mega can scan for us?
Since the pickles are obvious evidence of the supernatural, like seeing Mary’s face in a window in New Jersey, any damage to the scanner would be covered under the Acts of God clause.