Man-pickle?? MAN-PICKLE!!!!!

In the Odd little habits you have thread, I was asked by numerous people what a Man-pickle was, and said I would sneak some home to scan.

And although I had a hard time finding real expressive ones, I did find a few who I thought would get the point across, and here they are.

There is one who I believe to be an opera singer, another who is an unhappy cyclops (a rare find), and two more who are practically pooping, they’re so frightened.

… now excuse me while I go clean the man-pickle remains off my scanner and deal with the fact that I have blinded them.

You have no idea how relieved I was when I saw those. I was thinking of something totally different…

Dang, that line turned me on.

i adore you, megan.

Umm, how much time are you spending on your obsession, err, a, ‘hobby’ there Mega?

Why do those pickles look like they’ve been sitting around oxidizing and “curing” for a while? Do you keep em on your windowsill or something? Gross!

mega the roo!!!

“This is HP technical support. My name is Mike. How can I help you?”

“Ummm…This is Megan. I seem to have a problem with my scanner. See, I was scanning in these pickles-”

“Pictures of pickles?”

“No, they were real pickles. Actually, they were man-pickles. You know what those are, right?”

“-Click-”

Between this and the Friends thread, I have to admit that MPSIMS is truly truly scaring me.

Kilgore Trout - :slight_smile:

CnoteChris - Ah, it is neither a hobby or obsession, but rather, an odd habit that I have.

Demo - Because they spent the evening in my pocket.

Bear_Nenno - Bear_Nenno!

mega the roo:

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Mega the Roo, there are people who can help you with this, ah, um, habit of yours.
The first step is admitting you have a problem, I think there may be a P.A.(Pickles Anonymous) group out there if you so choose to seek guidance.
Godspeed my child.

you are so cute.

Man, and I thought I was strange for keeping StoveTop Stuffing in my pocket once…

Mega, is that a man-pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to be here?

You actually carried pickles in your pocket and put them on your scanner for us all to see? Miss Roo, you rock BIGTIME :smiley:

THespos: good one, I was thinking of that when I read the OP. What if you short the f*cker because of fluids leaking through? Does the warranty cover pickle incidents?

miss Roo, your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to dress up a potato with all these plastic hands and noses and hats (remember those from the 80’s? Well I do). Then, you smash it onto the scanner, and put it up on your webpage.

Are there more suggestions for weird stuff mega can scan for us?

Coldfire:

Since the pickles are obvious evidence of the supernatural, like seeing Mary’s face in a window in New Jersey, any damage to the scanner would be covered under the Acts of God clause.

I’m with smeg. I had a whole different visual before hopping into this thread.

But, I have to say I’m impressed. Great habit to have. Could be a lot worse.

Well, shame on me - I thought this’d be another sex thread.

Are you sure it isn’t, BunnyG?