Friends, colleagues, creepy guys in the back, I’d like you all to meet a friend of mine.
He’s weird, but he’s strange. And I’m sure he’ll grow on all of you (whether you like it or not).
Please welcome my friend, Mr. Pickle.
He’s your problem now.
Is he on a stick?
Is Mr. Pickle running against Dead Chipmonk?
Gee, thank you for sharing, FF, but I suggest you put Mister Pickle back in your trousers. This could be considered a form of abuse.
Would that be a gherkin? Or a Kosher Dill?
I warned him that he should use a different name. I knew you guys would make fun of his name!
You sick little monkeys!
A: pickle: n. 1. [A preservative solution] ---- Syn. solution, alcohol, formaldehyde solution; see brine, vinegar. 2. [A relish] Varieties of pickles include the following–cucumber, gherkin, beet, green tomato, dill, bread-and-butter, sweet, mustard, garlic, half-sour, kosher, pickled peppers, pickled beans, pickled apricots, pickled cherries, pickled peaches, pickled pears, pickled quince, pickled pineapple, pickled watermelon rind, ginger tomatoes, piccalilli, chowchow, chutney, corn relish, cranberry-orange relish, spiced currants, spiced gooseberries, beet relish, mango relish, chili sauce, catsup; see also flavoring, herb, relish 3. [A troublesome situation] ---- Syn. disorder, dilemma, evil plight; see difficulty
B: pickle: v. ---- Syn. keep, cure, can; see preserve.
Well, that’s a fine pickle you’ve gotten us in.
Crap. Well, it seems that I was a bit premature. Mr. Pickle is having technical difficulties and won’t be able to make it in.
That’s okay. When I tried to get my imaginary friends to sign up, they had “technical difficulties” as well. 
Mr. Pickle isn’t my imaginary friend. My imaginary friends aren’t nearly so well behaved.
Hey!Meet my friend!
His name is Harvey!
To The Administrators:
My friend, Mr. Snuffalupogous, has thus far been unable to register on the SDMB. Please advise - I believe he would make a wonderful addition to our family. While often depressed, he is wonderful with children, often allowing them to use his nose as a jump rope. In that matter, I believe he will be helpful in dealing with the troll problem.
He will not bother the adults here – they ignore him to the point that it seems like he doesn’t exist.
I await any assistance you can provide.
Sua
Mr. Pickle – the still lurkin’ gherkin!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smartasses.
That’s OK. Happens to most guys at some point. Talk to your doctor about it…this sort of problem is treatable now.
Is he related to Mr. Coffe, Mr. Peanut, or Mrs. Fields?
Try Viagra. It worked for Bob Dole. Hell, Bob Dole on a stick might have helped his last campaign andsex life.
I’m nineteen. Getting a hardon is the least of my worries.