Can someone PLEASE tell me that this is a complete fake so that I might be able to sleep at night?
Thank you.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/manbeef.htm
Nope, it’s not real. I think it’s quite clever though. I like reading their recipes. 
No. It’s true. I had small manbeef cutlet this evening as a special treat (they’re pretty expensive) with wild rice, asparagus some fava beans and nice chianti. It’s really quite a treat and it definitely doesn’t taste like chicken, it’s got kind of a “pork with a difference” thing going on. Nothing can beat that delicious manbeef flavor.
I always wanted to eat human. I guess, since that’s a hoax, I’ll have to hunt it down myself.
You know, even though I’ve been a vegetarian since I was 10, I’ve always wanted to eat human too.
Hey SenorBeef - you’re not gonna eat all of that, are you?
Eventually.
I’ve actually really wanted to try some human at some point in my life. It’s supposed to be absolutely delicious… much more fatty than bacon.
The site is most definitely a hoax. Cannibalism is illegal, and even if it weren’t this could be prosecuted under some offense similar to ‘disturbing the dead.’
And I can’t imagine human tasting very good at all. Fat, yes, but the quality of the fat will be poor. The diet’s probably mostly nasty fast-food fat and snack-food grease, and I’ll be it isn’t marbled for snot. Plus you have all those preservatives and such accumulatin’.
I, too, have always wanted to dine upon human flesh.
Do you think if enough of us got together, as it were, we could have some sort of cook-out?
I’d bring the BBQ sauce. I don’t do potato salad.
To answer the OP, the proof of the farce can be found on ManBeef’s Terms of Service page at http://www.manbeef.com/policies.html, which reads in part:
The part which is so obvious that they omit it, is that this is illegal everywhere, so they will not ship it anywhere.
Is it just me, or does manbeef.com sound like a gay porn site?
And you people will smoke turds in hell, all of you!
Not to mention that adult humans are probably too old. Given that milk-fed veal is such a delicacy, maybe they want to branch out and think about obtaining pre-weaned infants.
“Just a modest proposal”, he added Swiftly.
You know, this would be rather disturbing even if it weren’t coming from a guy named SenorBeef… :eek: 
yabob’s close.
Actually, pre-pubescent female is the best. Esp. vegetarians.
Peace,
mangeorge (Hoax, my butt)
No laws against cannibalism. (At least not in Canada.) I’ve met a fella by the name of Rick Gibson who made the news briefly in Vancouver by eating a portion of human testicle on the steps of the Vancouver Art Gallery. Legally acquired, through medical-supply channels. No harm, no foul. It would probably be illegal to sell for human consumption for health reasons though.
Look at it this way, at the rate human cloning is going soon they’ll be able to sell manbeef grown from cloning vats.
And for an added bonus you can clone yourself so when you tell people to ‘eat me’ you can invite them for a nice steak dinner.