I’d do them both… at the same time. That would be one heck of an Oreo sandwich.
Wow- I just have to respond- so he befriended the terrorist when he was only eight? :smack:
How out of context can you use a phrase?
He was only eight, so he could not have been involved… 
That’s a whoosh there, sweetie. Welcome to the boards.
If you do it in the middle of the procedure, after the removal of the old but before the implantation of the new, you can skullfuck her.
Hell, that’s nothin’! Davy Crockett killed him a bear when he was only three!
I have suddenly come to have much more appreciation for the nice, “normal” sex that I have with my girlfriend. If these are my only two choices, I’ll stick with what I already have, thanks so much.
shudder
You mean “implant.” I have it on good information that Governor Palin is in fact a radio-controlled marionette, and that her gaffes are caused by sunspot interference.
You life, but my source is utterly reliable. I tortured the infomation out of him myself.
What?
Okay, but what about Newsweek?
The outrage over that Newsweek cover really is some pretty weak beer. Peple are upset because they didn’t airbrush Palin like a Playboy model? Should they have given her bigger boobs while they were at it?
I was waiting for some wise guy…
Finely crafted piece of writing, Lib.
As for rating Palin, I don’t. Sure, for a politician she’s alright, but I honestly don’t get what all the fuzz is about her looks. Walk north on Fifth from Washington Square to Central Park and you’d get neck cramps if you were to ogle every woman that looks better than her.
Vote Palin, she ain’t fugly?!
Pathetic.
All I know is that the next person who says Palin “looks good for her age” gets hit with my walker.
Yes, but clearly (from that) you are an elitist liberal New Yorker. If you were a redneck from the boondocks, where all the women you saw were your cousins, and the nearest hairdresser was in the county seat a day’s ride away on the mule, you’d think she was a mighty fine woman.
How do you know what he was doing when he was eight? Those people mature very quickly, mostly because of their longer thigh bones and all. We know nothing about him. But he’s a smart guy. We know that. Don’t underestimate his intelligence just because he’s black.
As Mae West would say, “Is that a thigh bone in your pocket, or are you just please to see me?”
:: steals Jack’s walker, trips him, and lights a cigarette while watching him flounder helplessly on the floor like a Welshman ::
Sarah Palin looks good for her age.
:: walks away whilst blowing smoke rings ::
I’d have them look at, for instance, Julianne Moore, Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeifer, Halle Berry, Demi Moore and Meg Ryan and then come back and say that.
Disclaimer: Pictures may not be safe in Republican work environments nor for older men with high blood pressure.
This means WAR!
Oh, please. I’m at war with everyone.
Went to school in Cincy, plenty of ogling to be done in the Midwest as well…if memory still serves 'cause it’s sure been a long while since 