Can things get any stranger? French fries are now "freedom fries"

No, because trade with the enemy was restricted during the actual war. Unless, of course, you were an international banker or some such who could go through Switzerland.

I’m just waiting for yokel congressman to put forth a bill banning the sale of French’s mustard.

[Lt. Col Kilgore]
I love the smell of frying oil in the morning. It smells like…FREEDOM!

Jacques don’t surf!
[/Lt. Col Kilgore]

Now there was a patriotic American.:rolleyes: