(Before David Letterman does)
Seeing as how we can’t say F***** Fries or F***** Toast any more, it seems to me we need to just rename the country and be done with it:
Lower Belgium
Southwest Germany
The Spanish-Prussian Isthmus
I realize you mean this humorously, but it’s likely to start a Great Debate or even a flame war. It wouldn’t surprise me if a moderator moved this thread.
Ah, come on. If anything, it’s making fun of some Americans rather than the French.
I suggest Territoire d’Hollande du Sud. 
I vote for renaming France ‘Freedom’. That would screw with the fuddy-duddies in Congress who insist on calling their potatoes Freedom Fries.
les personnes raisonnables
Two thumbs up.
That’s hilarious.
lower belgium?
I don’t think you could’ve insulted the French more!
They’ve hated Flemish guts since we kicked their arses in 1302!
hehe…lower belgium…nice one
moehahahaha!!
I like Lower Belgium too.
Howabout:
Disney’s Gaul Experience™!
Hello, Air Freedom? Yes, I’d like two tickets to Freedom please.
[slight hijack] In keeping with the amusement park theme…
“White Flags over Paris”
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Make that four.
I couldn’t believe it when I heard about this. I thought this foolishness was over with when the one restaurant owner in Florida or wherever got laughed at for doing it.
[hijack]Ticket to Freedom!! Would you believe a friend and I wrote a song with that title about 35 years ago?? It was a terrible song, but we thought we were up-and-coming songwriters in junior high.[/hijack]
I say we rename it “Kinda looks like Wisconsin if you squint.”
Because after all, nothing is more American than our proud nation’s dairy farmers, God bless 'em.
C’mon, one of the few pieces of Latin everybody knows, courtesy of Gaius Julius Caesar, provides the perfect term for a nation that would dare stand against Our President’s Righteous Campaign against the Axis of Evil: Gall!
[Eddie Money]I got two tickets to freeeeedom![/Eddie Money]
Looks like a runaway victory for Freedom! Freedom has my vote too, the official name being the Fraternal Egalitarian Republic of Freedom.
Territoire d’Hollande du Sud, jamais de la vie! 
OuiOuiLand
Gall?
Gaule, maybe?
But not all the Gauls are French…
“and all the Gauls of Ireland
are the men that make God mad
as all their wars are merry
and all their songs are sad”
not mine, obviously,
But If you want i can look it up for ya!
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Hmmm.
I vote for: Shagging Spanner:
French = ****ing Wrench = Shagging Spanner!
Le Republique d’Escargot 