“I’ll have a hamburger and a large cheese-eating surrender monkey fries, please…” 
Hey! I resemble that remark!
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F**c Europe!
Outer Deutschland
Surrender Dorothy
Le Republique de Nuclear Powered Everything**
You know, all in all it makes you appreciate what a military genius Napoleon was.
The guy made the French a fighting force.
I suggest GAP, short for Germany’s Atlantic Ports.
Alternately, Französisch Reichskommissariat might do nicely.
East New York?
South Britain?
Or p’raps Französische … not sure about how to decline German adjectives…
So if it were making fun of the French it would be sent to the Pit or Closed, but making fun of “some” Americans is perfectly acceptable? 
How about “The Country Soon to be Included in Germany”
East Canvey Island.
<squinting at map> East?
"Where a bottle of wine can cost more than your house"
Making fun of people who, in an act of jingoism, decide to do things like rename “French Fries” to “Freedom Fries”, is always acceptable - regardless of nationality. They just happen to be American in this case. Relax.
[another hijack]Is there a policy on mocking phrenologists?[/hijack]
Le Vieux-Québec?
This is presumably in the same vein as those farmers who are marketing Brussels sprouts as “British sprouts” in an anti-EU protest. Call 'em what you want, guys, but they’re still revolting.
I think France should change it’s name to an unpronouncable symbol like Prince did.
As far as the house cafeteria changing the name of french fries to freedom fries, what are they 7 years old? Jezum Crow. I mean why freedom. Do deep fried sticks of potato represent freedom or something? I’d be willing to put serious money on the fact that you can find French Fries in every country in the world. What a stupid stupid stupid name. I mean at least change the name to something descriptive like “Spare Tire fries” or “Diet Killing Sticks”.
10 to 1 the French McDonalds don’t follow suit. Hell, make it 100.
How about “Fred”?
Heck, you can buy Freedom in a box at the drugstore!
I prefer “Frutch.” Those who live there, those snail eaters, are the “Frutchese.”
–Nott
“War is Hell.” --General William T. Sherman
“Go to war, America.” --President George W. Bush
Do we have the technology to slice France out of Europe?
They’re uncomfortably close to us. We could tow them to the South Pole and call them “Franctarctica” 
Poodledonia