Can you come up with a better slogan for this deli?

My SO helps run his family’s restaurant which has been in business since 1949. He constantly gets asked if they have souvenir t-shirts for sale and the answer has always been no.

So, I have been getting these priced out for him and re-designed the main logo for the front of the t-shirt, but we think that there should be a great slogan for the place on the back of the shirt…so far, we’ve got a couple bad ones.

A bit about the restaurant, it was started in 1949 with the deli in the front and the restaurant in the back by his grandfather. It’s been run by his family ever since and they’re all Jewish but the restaurant isn’t necessarily kosher, but they can do some kosher stuff. They’re well-known for their Reubens (which are frickin’ awesome) and bake their own breads and rolls. Here’s a link to their website with the menu on it too.

One thing that the menu doesn’t really mention is the sandwich sizes. There’s the regular and then there’s the double beef sandwich which is called the “chazer-size”. That led me to the slogan “Chazer-sized chutzpah” which was nixed. My SO really wants something as catchy as Katz’s NY deli’s slogan which is “Send a salami to your boy in the army”.

Any and all ideas are welcome and let me know if you need more facts/info. Thanks!

Race you for a Chazer?

Salami, salami, baloney? :stuck_out_tongue:

We put the ‘deli’ in ‘delicious’.

Matzoh fast.

Chanukah, Schmanukah.

You could work the menu into it.

Start with “Hot Stuff.”

Chazer me bro

Winner! (I hope)

As Kosher As You Wanna Be

[Name]'s Meats 'n Eats

or Meats, Eats 'n Kosher Treats

C’mon down and eat me!

(in a word balloon over a sandwich, of course)

Fighting Hunger Since 1949
(It’s taking longer than we thought)

:smiley:

Dopers in Indonesia and Ireland get that reference? :eek:

Don’t chaze me bro. Ever heard of the internet?

It’s hard for me to judge because I live in the town where bro got tased. I’d have thought everyone else had forgotten about it by now.

Cecil’s, the Smartest Deli in the World!

Our Tounge Sandwichs Speak For Themselves.

It’s Past Timey For Pastrami

That would play to a very narrow audience.

But I’d buy one. :slight_smile:

Something that includes, “you can’t beat our meat”.

Reuben You The Right Way!
Peanut Butter And Deli Sandwiches
Ma and Pa Strami
Deli Is Us

Chaze the rainbow

chazer-size me

Chazer for flavour

Cecil’s Deli, as seen on telly.

St. Paul’s finest since '49

Cecilicious.

Okay, I give up.

These are great everyone!

Eat our food motherfucker, it’s better than fried ass!

I mean, you’d certainly attract attention and sell a lot of shirts, which is the objective, right?