abusive
Trainer
(although I was sorely tempted to say “peon”)
One word? My official job description is two pages long! Never mind all of the other stuff I do everyday.
TechHead.
Temp
nonexistant!
Unemployed.
Trader.
“Photographer,” or if you want to be more specific and pick the half that actually makes money, “photojournalist.”
If I can make one up…
Compugeek.
BTW, Gunslinger’s sig was even better when I first read it as “and then they made me their chef”
Nurse.
Oh, and, Casey1505-
I still don’t know what that is.
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I believe it means he makes candles.
Yeah? Very cool.
And here I thought it was a Chandler Bing reference…I’ll just go slink over here in the corner now… :rolleyes:
Planner
(hey - I found my vowels!)
It was, indeed, a Chandler Bing reference. My job is mysterious to many people, sometimes including myself.
:d
Sisyphean
aside to kniz: lucky bastard 
Slacker.
(Read: college senior)
Audiophile

God.
(yes, I’m serious. I’m a theatrical Stage Manager. During a performance, I am quite literally The Final Authority…AKA God.) 