Not ‘what do you do for a living’, but what is your official job title?
Me – Technology Risk Consultant (suitably meaningless)
General Factotum.
Film Archivist
Aerospace Structural Engineer
Library Technology Coordinator
graduate assistant
Junior Executive Research Consultant. Or J.E.R.C. for short…HEY!!!
Helper Monkey.
Copy Chief. But I refer to myself in memos as “Copy Empress.”
Director of Information Services and Planning (DOISAP?).
Director of Information Services and Planning (DOISAP?).
Hey You (you don’t get a job title around here when you’re a temp).
Senior Web Developer. (But I think “Hey You” would be a step up.)
Environmental Protection Specialist.
Associate software engineer. It’s a start.
Travel Manager
But on my new business cards, it’ll read “Travel Guru”.
Research Fellow
Supreme Commander (Retired)
Lead Environmental Engineer
Research Assistant