What do you do for a living?

I’ll start…I’m unemployed.

postdoctoral fellow/neuroscientist

Official Title - Network Support Specialist I

Real Title - User Abuse Tech.

Duties - Fix computers while user explains why it is my fault it dosen’t work.

Currently I’m writing a user manual for software I don’t understand. It involves a lot of sitting and pondering.

Professional web software developer, and in my spare time I say “I bet this thread’s going to get moved to IMHO.”

Not too much.
Living off a very generous severance package.

How about that? In my spare time I post things to the right forum (usually, anyway).
But I’m a grad student. That’s what I do with most of my time.

Maximum security prison physician.

God, the glamour just rolls off that job title!

I’m a mommy.

I used to kill pigs…but I just got laid off…I miss waking up in the morning and killing a pig…:smiley:

Geophysicist - oil & gas exploration.

neisha, polls belong in the IMHO forum. Please read the forum descriptions carefully before you post your next question.

I’ll move this for you.

-xash
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I’m a dependent for tax purposes, which I believe translates roughly to “student”.

Official Title: Clerk (Reader assistant)
Unoffical: Government wage slave

i work at the social security administration as a reader to a blind worker.

Working towards a Masters in social work. I have an interview tomorrow for an internship. Go me.

Delivery driver for a pizza place.

Postgrad (ie, unemployed)

I maintain secure voice communications computer equipment for the Air Force/DOD.

Optician (I sell eyeglasses-woohoo!)

Analytical chemist. A not very good analytical chemist.