Woman swallows cell phone whole after arguing with boyfriend.
I’ve been saying they’ve started makin’ them things too small.
The story was OK, but this follow-up was excellent.
Oh Jesus.
That’s my hometown.
I clicked on the link thinking “hey, interesting story” and the Blue Springs, MO about made me spit orange soda all over the dog.
I wonder what made her think she could swallow something that large. Hmmm…
I was reading this story aloud to my husband, but collapsed in laughter when I reached this line:
I *do not * want to know what they heard.
Ineed.
Either that or said boyfriend had been (until the falling-out) an exceedingly fortunate man.
UPDATE:
The ex-boyfriend is being sought for assault. Seems he shoved the phone down her throat.
What makes this extra surreal?
The boyfriend’s name is Marlon Brando Gill. The news mentioned his middle name about thirty times.
link: http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/5680224/detail.html