The wife remembers some rock/pop song that was briefly popular when we were in Miami (1997-99). All I can get from her is that it had something to do with tequila, was perhaps sung by a man and a woman, and the video for which showed a bunch of porn stars. Thaaats right, porn stars. The main porn star, being “that fat, ugly, hairy guy”. I’ll go waaaaay out on a limb here, and assume she’s talking about Ron Jeremy. So anyway, that’s the cornucopia of information I have in trying to ID this song.
Me thinks this isn’t a song so much as a bad nightmare she had, but she’s convinced. So anyway… anyone have any clues here?
PS- if you’re at work right now, don’t try to Google™ up the answer.