Of course, one usually has to view a movie in order to remember lines from it, at least ones not in the trailers…I remember these, but maybe Bill won’t.
Lucille: “I’m not shooting for a “successful” relationship at this point, I’m just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I’m keeping my expectations very very low.”
Ms. Perky: “People perceive you as somewhat…
Katarina Stratford: Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky: “Heinous bitch” is the term used most often.”
-10 Things I Hate About You
Heather Donahue:" I’m so scared right now."
-Blair Witch Project
Tatum: “Who am I? The beer wench?” “Bam! The bitch went down!”
-Scream
Clairee Belcher: “Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!”
-Steel Magnolias
[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot.]
Evelyn: “Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl 1: Face it lady, we’re younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times.]
Girl 1: What are you DOING?
Girl 2: Are you CRAZY?
Evelyn: Face it, I’m older and I have more insurance!”
Buffy: “My secret weapon is PMS.”
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Joan: “Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.”
-Playing By Heart
Cecilia Lisbon: “Obviously, Doctor, you have never been a thirteen year old girl.”
-The Virgin Suicides
Penny Lane: “We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. WE are Band-Aids. We’re here for the music.”
-Almost Famous
Claire Spencer: [possessed] “I think she’s startin’ to suspect something.
Dr. Norman Spencer: Who?
Clair Spencer: [possessed] Your wife.”
-What Lies Beneath
Holly Golightly: “We’re alike, me and cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs.”
“It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I’ll give you two.”
-Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Kate: “Tttoooeeee Pick!”
-The Cutting Edge
Helen “Mama” Boucher “Ben Franklin is the Devil!”
-The Waterboy
Ronna: “Paper or plastic? Paper or plastic? Paper or plastic?”
Woman Customer: “Both. You didn’t double my coupons!”
Ronna: "They’re at the bottom. In red. Where it says ‘Double Coupons.’ "
Woman Customer:“Don’t think you’re something you’re not. I used to have your job.”
Ronna: “Look how far it got you.”
and
Claire: “You know what I like best about Christmas? The surprises. I mean it’s like you get this box, and you’re sure you know what’s inside of it. You know, you shake it, you weight it, you’re totally convinced you have it pegged. No doubt in your mind. But then you open it up and it’s completely different. You know, wow, bang, surprise. I mean it’s… it’s kind of like you and me here, you know? I’m not saying it’s anything it’s not, it’s… c’mon, this time yesterday who woulda thunk it?”
-Go
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."
-Labyrinth
Cher: “He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”
-Clueless
[reading Music Town dress code memo]
Debra: “No visible tatoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We’re both screwed. At least you’re used to it.
Gina: No fighting, just rip.”
-Empire Records
Julie:“He’s out there and he’s watching us and waiting-what are you wainting for huh? What are you waiting for?!?”
-I Know What You Did Last Summer
