Oh man, I’m spinning widly between disgust at the act and laughing out loud at the rhymes you guys are writing…lol.
I could not would not with a croc,
nor would I give its ass a “shock.”
Why say “and even” ?
I would not could not with an okapi
…uh…
Good point. While it isn’t very well stated, I meant to imply that people don’t generally consider men as potential victims. Were we vicitimized, I don’t know that there would be less emotional impact.
My apologies for putting it badly, and thank you for asking for clarification.
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One time I stuck it in a rhino
What was I thinking? Hell-if-I-know
Even though it’d make me very happy.
:dubious: ?
Man, he really screwed the pooch on that one.
“Rape?” Well, :dubious:
But certainly a horrible thing to do, especially as our Perp also raped two kids. What’s so funny about killing a dog and child raping? :mad:
True enough. All I meant is that they can’t really comprehend what’s going on.
I would not, could not, with a goat, in the back or in his throat.
These are hard to make.
Someone forgot to tell him to love his dog, but don’t love his dog.
I would not Do It with a cow
(I cannot quite imagine how :eek: )
I once tried it with an ocelot…
four-hundred stitches cost a lot.
Thanks I was sure you couldn’t have meant what it sounded like you might have meant, but thought a clarrification would be useful nonetheless.
Though rape is perhapse a term that should be reserved for Human interactions, there seems to be the possibility that some beastial activity may occur without trauma to the animal which may be considered a lesser offence to that which causes suffering and or death to the animal. The first though disgusting cannot I think be considered a criminal act if the animal belongs to the perpetrator, the second is obviously animal cruelty. If the animal does not belong to the bestial person there should be some other criminal charge associated.
One time I started with an otter…
…but ended in the police blotter.
I fantasized about a marmot,
but when he saw me, I alarmed it.
I would not could not with an antelope
For fear I would get mocked at the Dope
I would not could not with a pig
I do not have a curly thingamajig
I would not could not with a snake
For sexual excitement I would have to fake
I once wanted to bang a chimp
But I had no money to pay his pimp
I would not could not with an owl
To do so would be an act most fowl
I once tried it with a seal
But it made me feel like a heel
I once tried it with a wombat
I ended up like Mortal Kombat
It is confusing, this sex with other species
I think I’ll stick to sex with he-shes
Bind mice with duct tape {several wraps}
Lest they unseam from nave to chaps.
This totally shocked me, to see all the bad jokes and bad songs about it shocked me even more … wow