Canada - the country that most sounds like a disease.

[Siam_Sam]

@Sunspace

That’s what Bangkok is for.

First you must find Lahore, then Bangkok.

[Spoons]

@Siam_Sam

First you must find Lahore, then Bangkok.

Yes, but you’re a long way from Intercourse.

[Amber_in_Treasury]

@Lust4Life

Actually an Ecuador is something you keep your cigars in to stop them drying out.
I thought that everyone knew that.

I thought that was a Lewinsky…?

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