Tim Horton doughnuts to be used, preferably imaginatively.
‘Indian Love Call’ from ‘Rose Marie’ to feature in all productions.
I think accordion music is a better idea. When the action really gets going, an entire polka band is perfect.
Have you heard the blues riff in “Do The Bearcat”?
All videos featuring Jean Chrétien to be acknowledged as 100% CanCon and then immediately suppressed.
Fission porn need only be registered with the Department if it takes place with 10 km of an operating nuclear power station. This is the same radius within which iodine pills are distributed to residents.
It’s considered impolite to ask–or dwell upon–how they make the donuts or bagels.
Mr. Sub finally meets Mr. Dom.
And certainly how they fill them.
“Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er.”
“Moist”
“Turn it down a notch there Squirrely Dan.”
That deserves a golf clap.
After every orgasm, there has to be a guy to point out that it was a Canadian that made her come.
Every failed take requires a heartfelt “Sorry”
Especially the Chocolate Cremes.
Though there could be a subcategory devoted to that…