Canada, via Texan eyes - or, Dopefest Central Canada

While browsing an old thread, it occurred to me that I would like to tour central Canada, while I’m still in a position to have vacation time. What does it take for an American with gobs of Canuck bloodline to roam the southern badlands of central Canada? Edmonton? Calgary? You folks up for a late summer meet?

This is in the wrong forum - sorry, folks.