So there is an add on TV that has been on like…forfreakin’ever. It turns out there is some sort of American Cancer Society Walkathon to raise money. The ad says something to the effect of you can join a team already formed or start your own to support someone who is fighting cancer or in memory of someone who has fought cancer." Your the FUCKING AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY!!! Have you never met a cancer survivor?! Is cancer forever?! I understand that there are long term consequences of having had cancer, but I know survivors and they all consider the war over. Cancer surrendered its hold and whithered and died or was forcably removed and incarcerated. But really…alcoholics may always be alcoholics, but cancer patients get better, some even go race bicycles in foreign countries setting all time records for being awesome (Go Lance!).
Lame rant? Probably so, but if you are an organization that is working for a cause, understand your cause. Get a freakin’ clue! Cancer sucks, but your ignorance makes me hate your cause because you annoy the piss out of me at dinner time.
And preemptively for Labor Day weekend, we aren’t curing MDA either.