[QUOTE=PunditLisa]
I cannot believe that they’re trying to get $414 + $73 s/h for the scourged and bloodied Jesus. Does it cheapen my faith that the spendthrift in me would just as soon buy a regular Jesus and decorate it myself?
“Kids! Time to decorate Jesus!!”
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It’s Christmas at Mel Gibson’s house! 
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
LOL, both elfbabe and I missed noticing the presents at the base of the cross!!
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And the lights on the candy cane, and the whole thing is outlined in rope lights!
[QUOTE=EJsGirl]
I actually almost did a spit-take when I saw this one.

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Believers swallow. 
A candy cane Jesus? Sounds sacrelicious!
[QUOTE=borschevsky]
A candy cane Jesus? Sounds sacrelicious!
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Now available in new “Sweaty Jesus” flavor! 
Doesn’t that cross look less like wood and more like chocolate?