Cannibal in South Beach - Someone buy this dude a Big Mac

Victim is Ronald Poppo, a 65-year-old homeless man. Been on the streets since the 70’s.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/ronald_poppo_face_eating_victi.php

Ho. Lee. Crap. How is somebody in that shape even alive? Wow.

Why, oh WHY didn’t I listen?

I confess to a gruesome curiosity, but I am trying very hard to resist temptation.

Good times on A1A.

The nude homeless guy was confused because he just heard that the market took a huge bite out of many people’s facebook investments. He thought they said FACEBOOK

RESTAURANTS. Thank you!!

I Google Imaged Ronald Poppo; it’s bad but imho the woman who got maimed by the chimpanzee was worse.

Hmm… yeah, maybe I’ve just seen enough gore that that wasn’t the worst I’ve seen. Yes, Charla Nash was pretty damn awful. So was that young Indian girl who had her face and scalp ripped off by farm machinery (that case had a happy outcome - they were able to put everything back on. You can tell she’s been in a terrible accident but she’s not hideous, just has some nasty scars, and her face is fully functional).

It does resemble chimp attack injuries more than the usual human-on-human assault, though.

You gotta be crazy hungry to get past the flavor of homeless guy face.

The chimp attack lady got a face transplant. It came out pretty well for her. She’s not exactly the same as before the injury. But she looks a lot better than I would have expected. She also had both hands mangled & amputated in the chimp attack. Last I heard the hand transplant they tried failed.

See, I think it’d be like beef jerky – with a jelly doughnut center.

From this story:
“He had his face eaten down to his goatee. The forehead was just bone. No nose, no mouth,” said Sgt. Armando Aguilar, president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police. “In my opinion, he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

Sgt. Javier Ortiz, vice president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, said it was one of the bloodiest “and goriest scenes I’ve ever been to.”

I just looked at the images and holy shit - no I don’t think that chimp lady images were worse. Albeit he still appears to have at least one eyeball left, whereas the chimp lady lost both of hers, but the reason these pics seem worse to me is because the wounds are still fresh. The only pics I saw of chimp lady were some time after the attack and she’d been cleaned up.

Same here.

Did somebody say something about his eyeballs being ripped out?

Glad to hear that. Some sight is way better than none.

Well he tried the hockey arena first. He heard they had a face off in the corner.

i wonder if, during the initial stages of investigation while not much details is known, the victim was placed under quarantine and armed guard.

One of the newpapers referred to Eugene as the “Causeway Cannibal.”

He was probably on artificial cannibanoids, bath salts.

That turned him into a cannibal. Can the Kanamits be far behind?

Cannibalnoids?

What is going on these days? There’s this case. There’s the asexual Japanese chef who removed and cooked his genitals and served them to paying diners. There’s the porn start sending body parts to political parties in Canada. What’s up?" :confused: