Can't find vB tags to vary script size

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Yes,I’ve gone through FAQs,to no avail. I can do italics. I can bold.

But I can’t find instructions on how to vary letter size. I’d like to learn a little more about coding before vB becomes obsolete. And I want to be able to make little,tiny letters.
Won’t someone help this doddering,slobbering,clueless dope(ster)?

And some alms coudn’t hoit!

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QED,you are truly everywhere.

Thank you!

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Oh,yeah,where is this info found?

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let’s try this

okay,this

how now?
and now?
is this big?
and?

Okay,got it,I think.

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The complete vB Code Reference.

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Thanks again,Q.E.D.

Now zoom off to the other fora like a hummingbird,and don’t forget to stock up on sugar or caffeine or crystal meth or whatever fuels your insane need to be everywhere,all the time!

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And now for something completely useless:

Masturbation is deadly!Save our kittens.

http://members.aol.com/johnko/godkills.jpg

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Og pissed;grabs internet with both hands and tears it down;stomps on it…

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Okay…

http://www.dodger.com/wenner/gallery.htm

::gasp…wheeze…sputter::
Well,that worked,but the process,at least on webtv,is so unwieldy—

1.) Go to website,find url
2.)write down url
3.)Go back to DOPE,find previous place
4.)Type in long-ass url
5.)Test it and hope you didn’t fornicate up
6.)Collapse and take nap

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7.)Go buy a cheap computer 'cause WebTV sucks. :wink:

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Q.E.D.:

You’re right of course.I have no idea what a “cheap” PC costs,though,or what else would be needed.I’m completely illiterate and have no one to advise me.I’m afraid of viruses and that I wouldn’t know what to do if (when) I got one. I’m just flat afraid.It took me long enough to learn to operate this stupid machine.Would operating instructions with a computer tell me everything I need to know? Can you recommend a “starter” machine?

These questions are primarily for Q.E.D.,but I’ll take advice from anyone who happens to wander in here.

(I probably should start this in IMHO,but I’ll let it ride for a while here.) I’ve been thinking of this for a long time. Maybe this will start me down the trail to actually doing something about it.

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Find itat this place

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Find itat this place

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Find itat this place

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Find ithere.

I think that’s (finally) it. Either way,I’m through for this morning.

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I had to come back and check something.

Huzzah! After only about four years,I did a hyper-link.I am the epitome of a quick study!

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If you want to get a computer, but money is tight, you could probably pick up something in the Pentium III class for about $200-$300 at a local computer show. At the very least, you’ll want the CPU, keyboard, mouse and monitor. It should run Windows 98 at a minimum (I have a Win98 SE disk, if you need one). Ebay also has some good deals. If you’re serious about getting one, it might be a good idea to post an IHMO thread asking for advice and recommendations, especially if you’ve never had one before.

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Thanks Q.E.D.

There are a lot of other things I would have to work out;peripheral stuff that I’ll have to make a list of and evaluate.

But like Jack Benny said when told by a robber that it was his money or his life:“I’m thinking,I’m thinking”!