Can't stop sneezing.

I just made about 4 lbs. of deer chili. It’s currently simmering on my stove. Good stuff, even though it takes so freaking long to make. Stupid thing is, I ran out of onions part way through and had to finish the job with a bunch of onion powder. Now I can’t stop sneezing. I also added a few habeneros, which means I’m going to be farting fire tonight and shtting fire tomorrow. Small price to pay for such wonderful food. I’m thinking this is a time when it’s good to be single. Nobody to kick me out of bed.

Don’t know why I felt like sharing, but I’ve seen posts more pointless than this. Oh well, looks like Washington just screwed up the kickoff and they’re going for it again. I’m outta here.

bless you.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/record_catagories/recordhome.asp?RecordID=48490

Donna Griffiths (b. 1969), from Hereford, Worcester, England, started sneezing on January 13, 1981. She sneezed an estimated one million times during the first 365 days, and achieved her first sneeze-free day on September 16, 1983, after 977 days.

Good luck!