Captain and Tennille Divorcing!

sounds like real entertainment compared to American Pie.

-nm-. Redundant.

I Rear up and Command these un-Warrented puns to cease.

Seriously, condolences Mr. and Mrs. Dragon. They sound like good sorts, who’ve suffered some bad luck.

Was this “Muskrat Love” some sort of twisted punishment you were subjected to as a child?
mmm

I think we all were, although I was a teenager when it came out. Everyone’s parents held it up as a shining example of good rock ‘n’ roll, not those awful Beatles or Rolling Stones. At least in West Texas.

This is probably what everyone would be assuming if she was the one with Parkinson’s.

Minor nitpick. It was a small hit for America, but it was written and originally recorded by Willis Alan Ramsey. A Texan.

My god! My state can’t catch a BREAK! :slight_smile:

No kidding. I’ve never lived there, but even I can see it. A while back I was in a grocery store and saw in the frozen section a box labeled:

New York
brand

the
Original Thick Slice
Texas Toast

It's absolutely excruciating!:eek:

She has had a significant career in the cabaret/jazz standard genre. The sales would be nothing like the '70s, but steady enough.

great galloping rohans! that outfit at the very end! unspeakable!

The Muskrat…is Dead.
Film at 11.

I couldn’t agree more. Enough is enough already.

Getting back on topic, have you heard the rumours of martial infidelity?

Didn’t the Queen of England have a fit about how obscene Muskrat Love was after some royal performence back int the day?

Almost - per wikipedia:

Said the woman who was singing about slutty muskrat lust.

TMZ read the filings and made a lot of fuss over the unusual healthcare clause. Captain is in his 70s and is in failing health. They speculated that perhaps the Captain will get better health coverage if he was single.