Captain Crunchberry turns your poop green

It also turns the milk blue.

You have been warned.

Why, thank you , neuroman for this vital piece of information. When my poop remains brown, you shall have my thanks.

The blue from the red, white & blue Independence Day Mother’s Circus Animal cookies do this as well. Very disturbing and surreal to discover after a 4 am bathroom excursion.

No problems, Regallag_The_Axe. If I have saved even one turd from changing color, then it’s all been worth it.

coughfruitypebblescough

(whispers )

“um…well…Lucky Charms does the same thing to Doodie’s color”

I had no idea the feces dyeing conspiracy by the cereal manufacturers/military-industrial complex was so far reaching.

I would like to see some congressional hearings get to the bottom of this.

Not to be a stickler, but isn’t it Captain Crunch with Crunchberrys?

Actually I think it’s “Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries” but I thought I’d opt for brevity over accuracy in the thread title.

Hmmm. . . looks like some market research is called for here.

By the way, you’ve missed the real menace of the stuff: Cap’n Crunch rips the hell out of the roof of your mouth.

Nothing like that sugary-fruity-bloody goodness in your mouth to start your day!