Captain Kirk Hit with $170-Million Paternity Suit

I’ve “shat” before. Does that make me 57% Shatner, and thus part of the family?

Well, according to Hollywood Reporter, as of last month Shatner still didn’t know why Nimoy stopped speaking to him late in his life.

NY Sun sez that Shatner included footage of Nimoy in a film without Nimoy’s permission, and that was the cause.

From what we know of Shatner, I’m betting it was more than that and I’m betting Shatner knows exactly what he did.

There’s a way to accomplish non-biological relationships, it’s called adoption, not refusing to allow paternity tests.

“We, the Jury, find for the plaintiff. Here’s a dollar. Now put on your big boy pants, suck it up and get on with your life.”

The movie before that is where I think he probably got the idea in the first place.

Joke already made in post 30.

How many quatloos is that?

Captain Kirk Hit with $170-Million Paternity Suit. No, sorry, Captain Kirk* is a fictional character.* No one is suing him.

You mean my Klingon wedding was a sham!? I wish you told me that before I killed her other suitors in battle! :eek:

I’ll bet you’re the guy who pulls the beard off of Santa Claus in the shopping malls, aren’t you?

Thanks for clearing that up. I’m sure it was a source of confusion to many.

No duh. Everybody knows they don’t even use money in the Federation.

Explain as you would a child.

It’s difficult to explain. On our planet, we, uh… we pretend to… to entertain.

Seriously, why do you do this?

DrDeth you’ve been told to knock this behavior off before. It’s deliberate, it’s disruptive, and it’s time for it to stop.

Everyone else, please drop the discussion of this behavior, as frustrating as it is. Next time, please just report it.

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I for one has a sad that the Great Captain must deal with these types of crazy people. Hopefully the suit will get tossed before Kirk has to actually do anything.

Does The Federation even have any good Lawyers?

Sam Cogley.