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Captain Kirk Hit with $170-Million Paternity Suit. No, sorry, Captain Kirk is a fictional character. No one is suing him.
DrDeth you’ve been told to knock this behavior off before. It’s deliberate, it’s disruptive, and it’s time for it to stop.
Everyone else, please drop the discussion of this behavior, as frustrating as it is. Next time, please just report it.
Look, it’s the truth that “Captain Kirk is a fictional character”.
If it’s disruptive, it’s the fault of those that post continued comments on the issue.
The goal of the Straight Dope is to Fight Ignorance, not encourage it.
Hell, William Shatner wasn’t even* playing *Captain Kirk in 1956.