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Because right now, the only thing I can think of is
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
And immediately afterwards my girlfriend sat up in bed and revealed her true form… Beelzabub!
or
Local Woman Stabs Herself with Feces
The 90 degree heat just ruined my chocolate Easter Bunny costume.
Who farted?
I told you not to get it in my hair.
Q: “Whom do you serve?”
A: "SARUMAN!!!"
Thelma Sue finds out why you don’t stand behind a cow with a raised tail.
Maybe if I give myself mud-bunny ears, nobody will notice that I’m naked!
The optimist.
- (Given a room full of crap, it’s worth searching therein for the pony.)*
Hey, you got girlfriend Woodstock? Me so horny. Me love you long time
I told you not to throw shit at the fan
“Excuse me, do I have something in my teeth?”
The zoo never again had a ‘Pet the hippo’ event.
“Fans showed Paris Hilton just how happy they were to see her released from jail.”
Look at me! I’m a bunny!
A disgusting, smelly psycho bunny, but a bunny none-the-less.
The audition was for Pippi Longstockings? I thought you said “Poopi.”
Help wanted,
Colonic Irrigator.
Warm working environment.
Paris Hilton meets Rosie O’Donnel pitching a shit fit.
Flavor Flaaaav!!
“When I said I’d help you give birth, I meant with a baby!”