[Foghorn Leghorn voice]Go away, kid. Can’t you see that I’m busy over here?[/FHLHV]
“Oh yeah…oh baby…yeah, just like that…yeah, that’s good…c’mon, you know you like it like – Hey! Peanuts!”
“Lesse…I got the bitches and I got the servant hand-feeding me. Ok Genie, for my third wish, I want Steve Irwin’s smarmy head on a fucking stake.”
You want some crackers, Mr Kangaroo? Daddy never wants them when he and Mommy do that.
thanks mate but ive already put on the condom.
i’d normally love to play ‘smell my finger’ but im a bit pre-occupied.
Wait your turn, kid.
Would you like to try some of my Daddy’s Viagra? He uses that when he and Mommy play leap-frog like that too.
"And now a scene from Kangaroo Jack: The Teenage Years
Monologue: I remember my first experience very vividly. I had met up with a lovely Sheila who was just gaga over me. Eager too. Unfortunately, it was all ruined by this little brat with a handfull of peanuts. I haven’t had the courage to be with a woman since."
HOW TO SPEAK AUSTRAILIAN:
~Coitus interruptus…
“Mmmmmm, someone get me a TV over here and I’ve got a fucking trifecta”