Car Crash Haiku

front bumper is gone
the weekend before long drive
should have looked both ways

Computer Crash Haiku:

It does not respond.
So I CTRL-ALT-DELETE.
But my work is toast.

Neal Stephenson
Wrote about a PC bug
Infecting humans

Neal Stephenson once
wrote about the command line
but nobody cares

Driving, white-knuckled
Icy, snow-slick pavement
Bam! Damn! Rear-ended

My brakes have just failed.
How do I stop this damn thing?
Need answer fast… OW!

Shares are going down
Money, savings, jobs, lives - lost
Bear market is here

Too slow in fast lane
40 in 70 zone
Kiss your ass goodbye