Inspired by the many tiny rant threads. This is the Haiku rant thread.
Girlfriend gone away
Damn her family in Spain
I’ll sex her Tuesday
Her chihuahuas piss
My carpet is a ruin
Number for Servepro?
My job is boring
Screw you, mine’s much worse than yours.
All say the same thing
DSL is slow
But BellSouth says it is fast
Only when it works
I can write more, but I want to hear yours.
Paging Dr. Freud…
Get speeding ticket
Fuck the Victorian cops’
Hidden camera
Realize, Twickster
A cigar is a cigar
So said Doctor Freud
Ditzy co-worker
Get the fuck away from me
I mean good morning
Only if that was a slip. I have a feeling it was on purpose.
I stumble into the office
in need of coffee
make with the brew!
Early morning
not even chickens awake
Yet I’m driving to work.
Dead car battery
Mosquito of the garage
Sucks money and time
Damn morning sickness
Growing foetus makes me ill
When will it stop? STOP!
Bathroom in hallway
So many people around
Please don’t hear me fart
WHILST PONDERING THINGS TO DO AFTER WORKING ALL DAY LONG AT THE OFFICE…
It’s only Tuesday
Laundry and dishes pile high
Work, then housework? Ah…
Dog is still peeing
She likes the hallway the best
Sometimes my bathroom
Visa bill–shocking
Have to dip into savings
Damn you, beads (shiny!)
Pile of paperwork
No, not just at the office
Must not spend all my time here.
Must pay bills, file stuff
And look at my ‘things to do’
Oh, and make dinner
Procrastination
So easy with this world wide web
Woe, for my “novel”!
Car died. The reason?
Fuel pump’s shot. Mechanic says
Be done “tomorrow.”
Meanwhile I drive a
Rental pickup. Every day
(Five now) charges mount.
My own car: thrifty.
Sips gasoline. Pickup chugs
Like frat boy with keg.
Humid in August
Head cold won’t go away
Dripping snot on shirt
Feel really like shit
The bad book we must finish
Too late to stop now
The food poisoning blues
Why did I eat that?
Lost eight pounds
Not all bad!
Sadistic squirrels
That’s two hammocks you’ve chewed through
Is rope so tasty?
Cell phone chirps, Ba-Deeep!
Hello? Can you hear me now?
“Sorry, service not found.”
Dammitall, people!
Haiku line syllables are
Five, seven, then five.
:mad:
Peoples Energy:
Worst gas company EVER!
Gross incompetence.
Yeah, I caught my error on review. Try this:
Cell phone chirps, Ba-Deeep!
Hello? Can you hear me now?
BEEP! “Service not found.”