I am, as you may or may not know, The Haiku Master. In the interests of proving my chops, I want to issue the following self-challenge: I will write a haiku on ANY subject you SDMBers care to request. Come on - I dare you.
If you choose something esoteric, you may want to define it for the other people reading this thread.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Felching.
The Sip’n Fly
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
Our newest friend, The Urge
The Sip’n Fly and The Urge, together, felching. Now that I’d like to read!
On second thought, better skip it.
Erotic pastime,
Queasily fascinating.
I’ve never been felched.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Ah, The Sip’n Fly…
A thick shell of bravado
May hide emptiness.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Why’d he choose a name
That refers to what I feel
When I need to crap?
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
two trolls who suck ass.
I know of no clearer way
To say this, bunny.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Thanks for making that a nice G-rated haiku - I was getting queasy thinking of all the possible ways it could have turned out. Bunnies don’t like to have their tummies upset, you know.
The challenge was sent
I thought it was too hard, but
You are the master
The ever-respectful Iguana Boy
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
Well, relatively G-rated - (see “suck ass”).
That movie taught me some important lessons in life. 1. I can build a robot that loves me. 2. I can reanimate my dead girlfriend by jamming bits of metal and silicon into her skull. Both are lessons I use on a daily basis…
1:) Wombats.
2:) Mega the Roo’s hometown of Saskatoon Saskatchewan.
3:) Stuffed trout.
Go ahead make my day!!!
Keith
“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly
My son, your haiku
Shows promise. Now roam the earth
Like that Kung Fu guy.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
At first glance -it’s praise
But could you be telling me
To go and get lost?
I can’t keep this up! (no sexual innuendo, please)
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
A first effort. You choose where to put the comma(s), if any.
The Chef uncloseted
On line open only here
The breeze blows both ways
inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does
1:)
Although they’re smaller,
They resemble kangaroos.
And what an odd name!
2:)
The best thing about
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan?
Mega the Roo, of course!
3:)
Bright quicksilver scales
are replaced with crisp breading;
crabmeat hides inside.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
This is NOT my day. Take the “The” out of the first line. Chee.