I write like Bruce fights.
I will destroy your Kung-Fu!
Lips do not match words.
All you dogs may whine,
At my talents with meter.
Ha! I even rhyme!
Your haikus are poor.
Count your syllables, foul dog!
five, seven, and five
It’s Shaolin combat
For bored English grad students!
Show me YOUR kung-fu!
I think haiku sucks.
Don’t bother me with this crap.
Miller, don’t hit me.
::d&r::
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Clever, overconfident
Where is evidence?
I have news for you:
You cannot hope to defeat
Invincible me.
Miller, you are smart
Unfortunately for you
My verse is supreme.
White Lightning, you fool!
You can never defeat me!
Flee, mortal, flee now!
Fist of Iron Might!
Twelve Crane Soaring Kick to head!
Another foe, gone.
Haiku? Fucking A.
This shit really fucking rocks.
So does jerking off.
That was TMI
Masturbating bear said so.
I agree with him.
I think all haikus
Should include masturbating
Miller, bring it on
Totoro, you swear
In MPSIMS?
You have no honor!
I have now become
The master of this domain.
Surrender yourselves
I do not waste time
With petty fists or num-chucks
or…kung fu haiku
If you think that you
Can escape the wrath in me
You must be confused
For you must have heard
All your base are belong to us.
You will all succomb!!
Fist of Iron Might?
Like XiaoYu of Tekken, I
Duck, Shrinking Flower
You get no respect
I show back to weakling foe
Party Time Tonight!
Wish, you count poorly.
Seven, not eight, imbecile!
And it’s spelled “succumb.”
Lightning as Xiao Yu?
At last I see why you wear
That schoolgirl outfit.
Once again, I have won.
I am the kung-fu haiku
master! Yeah, baby!
Damn, now I see that
kung-fu haiku would have been
a better title.
one word haikus can’t
use is antidisesta
blishmentarian…
I like haikus that
break all the rules that have been
established since a long time ago
Through is a good word
to use in a haiku 'cause
it’s one syllable
I am really drunk
in case you haven’t noticed
so funk you, biznatch
Ah, Drunken Master!
I have seen all your movies!
Jet Li is cooler.
If you can read this,
You are too stoned. No, hang on,
It’s me who’s too stoned.
Akido haiku
Sidesteps violent kung fu.
And remains standing.
Graceful balance drifts
Softly confounding kung fu,
Until peace returns.
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” ~ Sun-tzu ~
Like MC Hammer
I’ll roll you up like carpet
2 legit to quit
Don’t think I won’t scrap
I will make you take a nap
and also a crap
Get back on your knees
And beg of me forgiveness
Before I wreck you
I’ll put you into check
And that goof was on purpose
Clap on, clap OFF, fool
Agile Tris dodges
Miller bounces off tree like
One of the Stooges.
Now YOU are haiku
Master. You deal with these jerks.
I’m going to bed.
If I post like this
In every thread, how long 'til
I get myself banned?
Howard Stern is on
But I am not distracted
by a bare body
Like Hong Kong Phooey
Quicker than the human eye
Wax on, wax off, Pow!
Seeking no honor,
Akido haiku black belt
Only holds up pants.
Whirling words fly by,
Bringing only soft breezes,
As we share laughter.
Bow to honored foes,
Pass the title on laughing,
You are now master.
“” not a valid response. ~ Unknown ~
Soothing breezes blow.
So do some girls here. Too bad
I don’t know which ones.
Leave brain at the door.
Read a thread. Press the wrong keys.
Click ‘Submit Reply’.
Preview is my friend.
Coffee isn’t. Post is gone.
What is this ‘chill pill’?
I have studied well.
I take Tris’s belt, his pants
fall down. Victory!
Once again, I am
Haiku master. You can tell
by my fake moustache.
As you can see, it
Is very long and droopy.
It gets in my soup.
Still, haiku kung-fu
Masters must have fake droopy
moustache. Union regs.
Little grasshopper
Your verse is rather tepid
Time for you to leave