Inspired by a bit of spam this morning…
Bukkake–my love
Expressed by wang juice. To watch
Face Jello is good.
Feel free to add. 
Amateur Hardcore!
Watch her guzzle loads of Jizz!
Free passwords aren’t free.
From my Livejournal (DON’T ASK!)
Trying to suprise someone in the bathroom…
Bowels quick and loose
Flowing like endless rivers
Is better upwind
Reflecting on the zen of squirrels and ninja…
Bouncing forest friend
A Companion for ninja
Yet disgusting raw
On working in a lab… and thus washing your hands 30-50 times a day.
Sunset of red blood
Cuticle cracked and peeling
Paper-cut hurts Less
Discount live porn site:
18-year old nympho sluts
Awfully wrinkly…
Inappropriate
uses for muffins? You bet!
poppinfresh dot com.
Sweet girl, you love dog
Schlong so much I can join your
Site for free. Heaven.
Unf unf unf unf unf,
Unf unf unf unf unf unf unf,
Unf unf unf UNF ahhhhhhh.
Xanax (palindrome)
The benzodiazepine
I choose to abuse
Me and Winona
Doing some prescription drugs
No shopping today
My wife used to say
That my Gentleman’s Relish
smelt of anchovies.
Spread thinly on toast
Was never as much fun as
Spread thick on her face.
On the Internet,
“Kiss my ass” is no insult -
No, it’s a come-on.
Spam, feh! If I want
To see a girl suck huge cock,
I can just look down!
People, could you please explain to me what a Haiku is?
Slortar, you set the bar way too high with that fine one in the OP.
High technology;
most common use; used to watch
young teens buttfucking
Ryan a haiku is a poem consisting of three lines, with five syllables in the first and third and seven syllables in the second. They don’t have to be about porn, although most of them are.
This might help
Thanx guys appreciate it.
Here I sit alone
Pants down, no one can see me
But then the door opens…
Blackeyes takes the cake!
I don’t want to see
teen sluts taking midget cock
on my monitor
while choking chicken
money shot on the keyboard
enter key now stuck
Well, this this certainly isn’t tasteful, so it must qualify. A sample:
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap
On a crap cracker. SAFE! Ha
Cha cha, delicious.
love. hate. good. evil.
donkey spirit in harmony.
leech. crash. turn the wheel.
i like my new room
the men in white coats are nice
sleeves are too tight though