Hey, NothingMan, I need a sidekick. Wanna join forces? It’ll save me the trouble of going to the YMCA and kidnapping a kid.
it means “turkey breast” in Hungarian. don’t ask me why. i’m not Hungarian, nor am I a big fan of turkey breast, really… it was that one day i logged into yahoo, i tried to create an account that consisted of one word without special characters. after trying such things like: nevermore, solipsist, solipsism, ratatouille, chevapi, cevapcici, ajvar and other words in various languages i finally hit upon “pulykamell” and it stuck. incidentally, if anyone is interested, it’s pronounce, POOY-kaw-mell"
but y’all can just call me “puly.” 
Hi puly!
Well, to no one’s surprise, I am here to report that my name is, in fact, Ellen.
Well, dear, don’t you think you should change that after you propose to the poor thing that you are with now? I mean, don’t you think she is the one you should thank now?
Very simple
Bald head = Chrome Spot
Boy, that dlgirl is everywhere, ain’t she?
I’m bi.
I’m pagan.
My eyes are hazel.
Oh, you don’t know the half of it, Chromy…I guess I am a little social flutterby…buttlyfur…no, butlerfly? Oh, jeez, you know what I mean…
i’m in love!
dlgirl
You’re like VISA
everywhere I want to be
Oh, Chrome, you and a nice portion of single men on this board are saying the same thing.