Cargo Largo store has exclusive fentanyl Barbie

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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On the morning of Saturday, March 21, Independence police were contacted by Cargo Largo Security regarding a suspicious powder in the packaging of a Barbie Doll. After investigating, it was determined that the substance was fentanyl.

IPD worked with Cargo Largo and determined that five compromised units were sold. After hours of searching, all five packages were located.

Should have been Barbieturates.

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And we thought Barbie’s drug of choice was cocaine.*

*the family in this case claimed evidence of foul play; “Barbie” was exhumed for a second autopsy.

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How will Barbie do the opiate lean and sleep standing up in those heels?