Caribbean Wine Tasting...

I’m in a spot. I need copy for an ad that involves a wine tasting that has a Caribbean theme. It needs to be funny… a tagline, poem, cute story… anything. It’s on Friday night and the food items are such as macadamia nut crusted scrod fingers and oyster popovers with mango chutney… the wines are all California.

I don’t know enough about the topic to be witty or even effective, for that matter.

“Join us this Friday,
…and don’t forget your sunblock
for a Caribbean Wine Tasting!
It starts at six o’clock.!”

… anything like this. Is there a poem about the Caribbean that I could be doing a spinoff of?

I’m drawing a ‘blanc’

Thank You.

This is more of an MPSIMS than a General Question, so I’ll move it.

bibliophage
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