That pander tweet landed on the table like a fully formed fetus, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while everyone in Iowa wondered if she had a brain.
You’ll know if you hear her say with joy that she is laying off 20% of her staff. That’s the kind of stuff she likes.
](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_GOP_2016_FIORINA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-02-10-15-20-18)Good riddance, you lame dipshit.
So we never had the chance to see her do for America what she did for HP.
Thank God.
And this time it’s true! Yay!
You might say her campaign was…aborted!
And there’s no brain to save.