Absolutely! Every time I did this as a youngster, I always had my parents carefully monitor my selection and placement of the rope. And when the crossbar in my room’s closet began showing signs of strain, they told me I either had to go on a diet or use the closet in their room, which was made of good, solid oak. They taught me well…
…I still think it was the Chinese mafia. They took out Bruce Lee too.
I am only half kidding.
Not really. Everybody moved away from the suicide theory once the autoerotic asphxiation idea came along.
I keep my matters in my own hands because I have no one to play with but I’d love to share my “matters” with a deserving candidate (or two).
Did anyone else see this horseshit from their “celebrity lawyer”
Stop the Presses! It was ladyboys! Ladyboys done him in. See here and here.
“A close friend of David Carradine and an ex-FBI agent has claimed he was drugged and murdered by a brutal, flirtatious pair of Thai Lady Boys.”
Of course. They were secret Kung Fu ladyboy assassins. David Carradine was about to spill the Secret of the Mangina of Steel, and they couldn’t have that. So the Glorious Ladyboy Empress sent down a command from her secret lair in Nepal:
“Carradine has offended us. He must be…punished. Kill him - with kindness! Bwahahahahaha!”
And there you have it.
Katoey!
They were the deadly Teenage Mutant Ninja Ladyboys!
This is reminiscent of the whole Elvis thing to me. The fans did not know about his secret life and predilictions, and do not want to accept the reality which has been brought home so forcefully by his manner of death.
I fully expect to be reading about Carradine sightings in the grocery store line when I am eighty.
Tongue in cheek: David Carradine Murdered By Secret Shaolin Masturbation Sect
“Kung Fu star was reportedly about to reveal ultimate ‘Thousand Palms’ masturbation technique to Western masturbators”
And not completely unrelated: Steven Seagal’s Career Found Dead in Bangkok
An update on Carradine.
Some rag called Maxim carried a completely ridiculous article speculating on his death. See it here.
A friend of mine, one of the Shark Guys – the one who lives here in Bangkok – wrote this excellent rejoinder. 
Whacks on, Whacks off.
And yet another good response to that Maxim article is here.
Excerpts: **"Despite the volume of facts he got wrong, and the general absurdity of his tone, the guy DID come to Bangkok. It would almost be less embarrassing if he DIDN’T. This piece went beyond misunderstanding into full-fledged lying – I’m thinking of the “child bride” bit in particular.
“P.S. The Maxim piece really is quite entertaining, so don’t let my whining get in the way of a good read.”**
Breaking News! David Carradine’s Ex-Wife Still Investigating His Death
She’s even called in psychics, so we know she’s serious.