Pulling a David Carradine in Thailand

And another one bites the dust. A 76-year-old ex-Nasa offical who is also the author of (self-published, I’m told) books such as Suicide Inc, described as a “romantic and erotic thriller,” was found dead upcountry “with a rope tied around his genitals and waist and another rope tied around his neck, hanging from a knob of his bedroom door.” Quantities of crystal meth and speed pills along with “several sex toys” were scattered about. Story here.

Tak is in the Lower North, on the Burmese border. The word tak literally means “dried in the sun,” and I’ve spent enough time in that province to know it lives up to its name. If he was dead for three days, especially with the heat the way it’s been this year, he must have smelled pretty ripe.

Well, at least the old guy went out with a bang, so to speak.

Well, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that autoerotic asphyxiation is fucking dangerous.

Oh, wait…

Everything I’ve read on autoerotic asphyxiation states that you should never do it alone, but should have someone there to rescue you if things go wrong.

However, I cannot think of an activity I would want less of an audience while performing.

Its the way he always wanted to go.

:frowning: Very sad. The experience must have really taken his breath away, though.

Given that this was Thailand, it would not surprise me in the least if he didn’t have one or more “companions” who panicked when things went awry and simply disappeared. I’d be interested to know if they found his wallet, cash, etc. along with the other items.

Sounds like he died doing what he loved.

As Bill the Cat said while in the throes of an autoerotic asphyxiation session: Ack! Thbfft!

See Thailand and die - with a rope around your nuts!

I’m reminded of the Peter O’Toole film “The Ruling Class”.

Things like this remind me that potatoes aren’t really that weird, when you get down to it.

I really do sometimes wonder how we’re still around with all of the hangups we have concerning sex.

Is there a reason all these fossils keep turning up dead in Thailand? It seems like the kind of perversion you wouldn’t have to leave your house for, let alone travel to the other side of the world.

My thoughts exactly.

He came and went at the same time.

Some Aussie dude tried to warn us years ago not to do the auto-erotic asphyxiation in excess.

His name wasn’t Michael Hutchence by chance, was it?

Y’know, we need a way to work this stuff into a revised version of the “Dumb Ways To Die” video.

He should’ve kept someone in the loop.

76 years old though, you have to hand it to the guy.

Everything I’ve read about it says you should never do it, period. There’s really no way to do “breath play” safely, even with an experienced partner.

I’m sure while his body was ripe, at least it stayed in Tak.