Cartoon Characters I would to have sex with

I’ll say what I say every time this topic comes up–Trent from Daria.

ThisYearsGirl…love your screen name! And actually…I would do Daria too…her wit gives me a chubby LOL

Even though this thread is more played out than slap bracelets…I have to say I caught Thundercats before work the other day and it brought back a strong childhood sexual fixation with Cheetara. That is one-fine-piece-of-ace.

Got to go with Xanatos, from Gargoyles. He’s beyond rich, he’s masterful(read that as “ruthless as hell”), and he’s good looking.

speaking as racinchikki
Wolverine. Yep. Yep. Yep.

I’d sleep with Speed Racer just to get him to marry me just so I could divorce him just so I could get the Mach 5… other than that, I think he was a pansy.

Goofy… he reminds me of Elliott Sadler…

Any of the Ronin Warriors, except the one that eats all the time. Especially Rowan.
Speaking as mechanichik
Goofy… same reason as racin put.

That one Smurf who wanted go out with Smurfette. I forget his name. Not the foppish one.

The white guy from NASCAR Racers.

I’ll say it again, Marge Simpson. At least I’ve seen her naked, and she looks pretty good

Ariel (Little Mermaid) easy #1

Other Disney:
Jasmine (Alladin)
Meg (Hercules)

Sailor Moon
Daria (and her sister)
Jane Lane

Where the devil is Smeghead… As any Red Dwarf fan knows, the answer is Wilma Flinstone.

“I would go with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma…”
-Cat, in Body Swap (?)

Number 1 on the list- Definitely Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. Tenchi is absolutely insane for not wanting to go after her, but I guess there was that whole thing about her trying to kill him and all. Still, once her homicidal tendencies are taken care of, we’d probably make a great couple. And side benefits would include having Ryo Oh-ki as a pet and the greatest scientist in the universe as a mother in law.

Other picks include:

Sailor Jupiter: athletic, a great cook, and she’s friends with a bunch of other hot babes. A great combination, wouldn’t you say?
Elisa Maza from Gargoyles, a total badass who looks great in a tight pair of jeans. Plus, she’s a cop, so I bet she knows what to do with a pair of handcuffs…
Asuka Langley Sohryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion: definite one night stand. I would NOT want to have a relationship with that psycho under any circumstances, but she seems like she’d be fun in small doses.
Android #19 from Dragonball Z…er, assuming she’s capable of it, anyway.
Harley Quinn from Batman, mainly because she’s just too damn cute not to like. Plus, I like girls with a twisted sense of humor to match my own.

Batman. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yesssssss…

Men with tools and money and big square shoulders…mmmm

Wolverine. Claws, attitude, yummy. Need I say more?

Yeah, that she is. She gets married to Kuririn (Krillen, whatever), actually. I think they wished her human or something. And Mister A, may I just say that you seem to have a thing for psychos… :slight_smile:

Trent Lane… mmm. Not relationship material, but oh so doable.

All of the male members of the Justice Society. Starting with a nice helping of Sand.

Thanks for the links, Balance, but you forgot to link the one I started, which IIRC, was the first one.

Heh, true. I figure I ought to pick good matches for my personality, anyway. :slight_smile:

Oh, and I just noticed that I should have listed Android 18 instead of Android 19. I can never keep all those numbers straight for some reason.

All I can say is, you people have entirely too much time on your hands.

Sorry, Oh Weird One, I missed that one; I just linked the “Boink” threads, from the recent surge thereof. :slight_smile:

Mr. Armageddon’s got good taste. I can’t believe that I forgot Elisa Maza (Baker, just go chase Frakes–he looks just like his characer, or did, and you might be able to talk him into a little “roleplaying”). Ryoko was my first pick in one of these threads, and if I were to pick a woman from DBZ, it’s be the android.

Bruce Wayne/Batman - except Mrs. Wayne would probably kick my @$$… hahaha…yeah, he’s married now, it’s a well-kept secret.

Anyhoo,
Any of the Disney princes. Except Eric from Little Mermaid. He’s too stupid. The rest of them may seem lame and white-bread, but I bet once you get them in the bedroom and learn them a little, they really open up!

Evil Queen from Snow White is someone I really look up too. Style and class… she just got a little carried away over the beauty thing. Maleficent is cool too. Love that suit with the horns, that thing was great!

A girl