I think you have a counterintuitive law there: “Things subjected to Gravitation go up!” 
Yes, good one. Holly Would or Holly Wood or something like that. Kim Bassinger - yum.
AH! Lynn Minmei!
When I think of her, I get all Twitterpated!
Vampire Hunter D! Whooooooo hooooooo!!! Hubba hubba!
You date D, I’ll take Doris. 
But, have you seen the chest on Leila???
I’m not sure I should admit this or not, but violet really does something for me.
Thus begins my reputation as a dirty old man.
**Danger! Possibly offensive! **
Why, yes I have.
**Danger! Possibly offensive! **
Thus continues my lecherous reputation.
Hm. I could see myself dating Future Trunks, and being really good friends with Goku.
Most other guys I find myself attracted to fall into the “hot, but it wouldn’t really work out” category. (Like, say, Legato from Trigun. Total bishonen, tragic as anything, but he’d probably kill me on our first encounter. sighs wistfully)
But if I could put them all into a looney bin run by me…
Hello, nurse. eyebrow wiggle
Edda, from 9 Chickweed Lane. I think she’s supposed to be 18 by now…
And, by the same artist, Pibgorn. I know she’s legal - I think she said she’s something like 453 years old.
And 51 (from someone who hasn’t seen a cartoon in a dog’s age) to mention Aeon Flux from the old MTV Liquid Television series.
She has to be the #1 pick here. When I saw the picture of Heidi Klum dressed as J.R. I think I almost had a heart attack.
Hmmph. Mike’s first wife has got nothing on wife’s second wife, Kim Rosenthal. Geek love rocks!
Although it’s a little freaky that I’ve read the strips from when she was an orphaned infant who loved hamburger jingles…
Also:
Princess Jasmine, Belle and Ariel
As for the real matt_mcl:
Cho Hakkai from Gensou Maden Saiyuki
The Boshi brothers, singly or in bunches, from Fushigi Yuugi
Aburatsubo from Maho Tsuki Tai (love the femme boys!)
Several of the assorted bishies from Kare Kano
Yomiko Readman from R.O.D.
Hogarth’s mum from The Iron Giant.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I alway thought Bruce Wayne from the Batman animated series of the 90s was hot. And even though they were teenage mutant ninja turtles and not humans, Leonardo from the original series had a voice that you could die for. I hoped that when I was older I would date someone with a voice like that. So far, no luck. 
Oh yeah! Gimme some of that Sanzo action anytime!!
:eek:
(It’s a marvellous series. Like Queer as Folk as a cartoon, but more sentimental.)